Cribs, eh?

[xenokattz]

Conversation while watching MTV's Cribs:
Shut up. We like judging their interior design and pick up ideas from the good ones. In case you're interest, most rappers' houses have great layouts but little or no interior design, rock stars hire AWESOME interior designers, and Richard Branson owns the awesomest island-as-an-entire-house in the world.

BabySister: Look! Chad Kroger's house
Mom: Who's that?
Katt: Lead singer from Nickelback. Very rich. Came from Langley and Surrey.
Mom: *eyebrow raise*
Babysister: Where do you think that house is? The British Properties? Shaughnessey?
All: *peers*
Katt: North Van?
BabySister: Not enough trees.
All: *peers*
BabySister: I... think he's still in Langley. Look how flat it is. That's farmland.
Katt: Heee! 10 frillion records sold and he still lives in the boonies.
Mom: His house is better decorated than ours. *pouts like WHOA*
Katt: Mom, he's a rock star.
Mom: *still pouting* His girlfriend is so lucky.
Katt: She LOOKS like she's from Langley. Look at those dark roots [in her hair]!
BabySister: This is why you should let me date DJs.