"No Luke. I am your father."
OK, so I lied. There is more on the Dark Lord. How could I resist linking to these photos?
In retrospect it seems like a shame to wear this out only once. Is there anybody who's going to the 48 Hour Party in Christchurch this year who'd like to put together an evil-squad for the battle? It would give me an excuse to make that giant morningstar I've been putting off.
In other news, Livejournal seems awfully proud of their new detect location button. Honestly, I don't see the point. Is it likely that you don't know where you are? Pressing is just going to give the same location everytime anyway. All this has done for me has redrawn my attention to this otherwise ignored feature. I think I shall take to filling it with ridiculous lies until I lose interest.
Oh yes, final notice:
A Dick Event Bastille Battle Starting 2009-07-18, 2pm Location Aro Park, 60 Aro Street, Aro Valley
Swiss Guards, aspiring artillery generals and The Mob welcome. Making jokes about "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" however will just make you a dick. Remember, this is the start of the 25 years of being the Terror of Europe! Vive la France!
Note the venue has been changed this event has been canceled. Everybody has The Swine. Maria's drinkies still is on though.