i'm a lose bolt in a complete machine --
I've been waiting for this! A mental asylum! How completely wonderful is this?
Not too wonderful, that's how. I think it's time for a role call because if I get another unpleasant weedy (get it? plants! i'm very clever) surprise, I'll probably fuck something up. But it is pretty fitting for Razor to be here. I mean, the guy talks to his food. His food! That's always been kind of weird. And he's an arsonist! I wouldn't be surprised if he was admitted here on purpose instead of...well, never mind.
But in all seriousness, it's nice to be here. I've always wanted to try a place like this out. I hear one of the women I showered with when I first got here has vanished off the face of the earth. I do hope she comes back... I suppose she was probably just unkind to the wrong person though. I guess we should all keep that in mind, huh? Don't offend people you don't know very well. Hahaha!
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Shinigami Reina. I'm awesome.
Not too wonderful, that's how. I think it's time for a role call because if I get another unpleasant weedy (get it? plants! i'm very clever) surprise, I'll probably fuck something up. But it is pretty fitting for Razor to be here. I mean, the guy talks to his food. His food! That's always been kind of weird. And he's an arsonist! I wouldn't be surprised if he was admitted here on purpose instead of...well, never mind.
But in all seriousness, it's nice to be here. I've always wanted to try a place like this out. I hear one of the women I showered with when I first got here has vanished off the face of the earth. I do hope she comes back... I suppose she was probably just unkind to the wrong person though. I guess we should all keep that in mind, huh? Don't offend people you don't know very well. Hahaha!
For those of you who don't know me, my name is Shinigami Reina. I'm awesome.