Juice
I think it's funny what people can get away with these days. Take off brand juice for example. Obviously, it's the same stuff as in the more expensive juices, right? Maybe so, but what about the rest of it? The lid and label for example. Like, when the label tells you to "SHAKE WELL" but the lid is a little less than watertight.
Enter me, 3am, half asleep. Slowly stumbling to the refrigerator, moaning like a zombie in wake. I want juice, a whole freaking glass of it. I open the fridge and grab at the lovely bottle of off brand fruit juice, noticing the words SHAKE WELL written in big bold letters on the side. Still being half asleep, I shake the bottle, only to have half the contents shoot through the sides of the lid (which was screwed on correctly, might I add). I'm sticky. I'm tired. I now have a mess to clean up. I hope you're laughing you bastard manufacturers. I hope you're laughing your asses of because I most certainly am not.
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Enter me, 3am, half asleep. Slowly stumbling to the refrigerator, moaning like a zombie in wake. I want juice, a whole freaking glass of it. I open the fridge and grab at the lovely bottle of off brand fruit juice, noticing the words SHAKE WELL written in big bold letters on the side. Still being half asleep, I shake the bottle, only to have half the contents shoot through the sides of the lid (which was screwed on correctly, might I add). I'm sticky. I'm tired. I now have a mess to clean up. I hope you're laughing you bastard manufacturers. I hope you're laughing your asses of because I most certainly am not.
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