#2
Meaning of Life #2:
A train carrying 6 passengers travels 45mph towards Chicago. A plane, which left 4 hours and 22 seconds earlier takes half the time to get 3 times the distance of a boat which is traveling eastbound at 39% the total speed of both the plane and the boat divided by 7 plus twice the speed the train is going. If wind speed is at 11mph from the north, and it's 6:45am, how long will it take a purple duck to fly exactly 1/8th the distance of the boat and the plane's speed added together and raised to the power of the train?
Got the answer? Okay, let's put that number into X.
Now, go outside and look at the sun (if it burns your eyes, that means you're looking at it correctly). If the color is yellow, take your left foot in your right hand and your right foot in your left hand. Chant the words "Kogdum Shepta Whipsock" and bite your tongue. A rainbow should appear in the shape of a frog. After the frog eats it's own head, cough six times and say, "I beseech you mighty frog of the monochrome contradictory, bestow upon me the number of the frog."
If it gives you a number, put this into Y.
If it gives you a letter, ask again.
Okay now that you have X and Y, you need Z. Z is the hardest to get, but it's not entirely impossible. First, get a bowl of water (must be somewhat large) and put it on top of the hood of your car. Get inside and start the engine. Now, the water will begin to shake and small waves will appear over the surface of it. Take a penny and drop it in. After this, pick up the bowl and take it to random houses around your neighborhood and set it just outside your neighbor's front doors and ring their doorbells one at a time. Bring along a pad and paper as you do this and mark down a few notes for each neighbor as so:
(Neighbor)
Doesn't Answer: Mark a 12
Looks Around: Mark a 4
Scratches Head: Mark a 2
Sees you: Mark a 5
Picks up the bowl and goes Inside: Mark a 27
Doesn't even see the bowl: Mark a 0
Just stands there going "Hello?": Mark a 3
Screams "DAMN YOU KIDS!": Mark a 29 and laugh
After you've finished, add up all your numbers and make sure they are larger than 42. Subtract 42 and there you have it, your Z.
(XZ + Y)2 = Meaning of Life #2
{X3N04P47HY}
A train carrying 6 passengers travels 45mph towards Chicago. A plane, which left 4 hours and 22 seconds earlier takes half the time to get 3 times the distance of a boat which is traveling eastbound at 39% the total speed of both the plane and the boat divided by 7 plus twice the speed the train is going. If wind speed is at 11mph from the north, and it's 6:45am, how long will it take a purple duck to fly exactly 1/8th the distance of the boat and the plane's speed added together and raised to the power of the train?
Got the answer? Okay, let's put that number into X.
Now, go outside and look at the sun (if it burns your eyes, that means you're looking at it correctly). If the color is yellow, take your left foot in your right hand and your right foot in your left hand. Chant the words "Kogdum Shepta Whipsock" and bite your tongue. A rainbow should appear in the shape of a frog. After the frog eats it's own head, cough six times and say, "I beseech you mighty frog of the monochrome contradictory, bestow upon me the number of the frog."
If it gives you a number, put this into Y.
If it gives you a letter, ask again.
Okay now that you have X and Y, you need Z. Z is the hardest to get, but it's not entirely impossible. First, get a bowl of water (must be somewhat large) and put it on top of the hood of your car. Get inside and start the engine. Now, the water will begin to shake and small waves will appear over the surface of it. Take a penny and drop it in. After this, pick up the bowl and take it to random houses around your neighborhood and set it just outside your neighbor's front doors and ring their doorbells one at a time. Bring along a pad and paper as you do this and mark down a few notes for each neighbor as so:
(Neighbor)
Doesn't Answer: Mark a 12
Looks Around: Mark a 4
Scratches Head: Mark a 2
Sees you: Mark a 5
Picks up the bowl and goes Inside: Mark a 27
Doesn't even see the bowl: Mark a 0
Just stands there going "Hello?": Mark a 3
Screams "DAMN YOU KIDS!": Mark a 29 and laugh
After you've finished, add up all your numbers and make sure they are larger than 42. Subtract 42 and there you have it, your Z.
(XZ + Y)2 = Meaning of Life #2
{X3N04P47HY}