A Bug's Life
Upon going to the bathroom to wash my hands, I noticed a small bug laying on it's back, attempting to get back on all six legs again. I frowned, and felt sorry for the bug. I went and got a small card and picked the bug up and sat it very carefully on the cabnit and smiled. I thought, "This stupid boring event in my life has done something amazing for a desperate creature." Then the bug went left. Then it went right. Then it sort of just stood there. Then it ran back into the sink and fell back on it's back again.
I washed the insolent fuck down the sink drain.
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I washed the insolent fuck down the sink drain.
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