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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In August I put gum in kittycore's hair (-12 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, calrebsofgix (-5000 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4319 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
xenethmajiere