Thats it. I hate anime.

Aug 04, 2006 03:19

Well now I understand. Its all so clear. I hate most anime. HATE THE SHIT. Its the same repetetive storyline over and over and over. Some do not iritate me.

Ranma was funny. I liked it because of pure absurdity.

Dragonball was surreal. That made it endearing.

Astroboy was pretty cool cause it was original.

Dragonball Z was retarted. I mean 6 episodes to get to a fight?

Dragonball GT was just trying to carry a dead franchise.

Inuyasha was a fair bit repetetive, but tolerable.

Card Captor Sakura was fun and cute. (Japanese version with the hidden love interests)

Naruto...I watched 2 episodes to get an impression. 3 words. FAGGOT PUSSY NINJAS.
"I use my secret technique to attack...."
"Arraaaauugghhhh....I am bruised"

REAL Ninjas.
Two guards on palace walls.
"Say Tomo, did you hear someth....GGGAAAKKK" (throat is ripped out by claws)
"Hey did you...are those my intestines???" *thud*

I know this is not everyones position. Even Ninja scroll tells these fantastic stories of superhuman ninjas.

WTF??

When did some of the most lethal assasins in history become transformed into pussified, blond haired, emo shit. AARRRRR.... I just hope these teenagers grow up and read books about real ninjas, or mature their taste.

And these Naruto cosplayers. there was a bunch downtown a few weeks ago and they are all posing and shit like they are ninjas or something and giving me this nasty look cause I was staring at them.

FFFUUCCCKK!!!
Oh you gotta headband with a dreamcast symbol! You must be a ninja!
Look at this I got boxing gloves! I must be Muhammed Ali! 12th ROUND LITTLE BITCH!! *BAFF SOCKO* DON'T GIVE ME NO DIRTY LOOK!! *SMACK*

OF COURSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU! *UPPERCUT* You are dressed like a TARD! *CRACK* It's all about attitude! *STICK AND JAB*

If I can dress in a rubber skirt and 6 inch heels and not give people dirty looks you can do the same dressed as a piss poor ninja. *JABJABJAB*

But then again they are for teenagers. Most of the people that watch this shit are half my age.

HOWEVER I should state that some anime is quite good if it has a good story.
Animatrix
Aeon Flux
Evangelion
Miyazaki

The same as any North American series that has a good story and strong animation.

.....

Why do things such as this iritate me so? Is it because I am not in touch with myself??

...

No..

I will continue to believe that I am simply Gods tool for pointing out the ludicrous and dumb.

I am the Avatar.

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