I haven't been on in a while. The male human had to go back to Cans-ass and the lady human hasn't been leaving the computer on for me! I was also in trouble for using furniture as a scratching post. Here is the picture of the damage that I did:
I don't know what came over me! I just wanted to stretch, but it felt good to dig my claws into it and I got a little carried away. As punishment, the lady peoples wrapped me up in a towel and clipped my claws down so now they're all stubby and feel funny.
I miss my kitty friends. I hope you guys are all keeping warm and have lots of nip and treats.