Song-fic [filk]

[xenaclone]

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.
The Cortex was the way I sought you
I saved for you and now I've bought you
In stocking feet you stand 6 foot 4
You look swai standing on my bedroom floor
Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.
We played chase and then I caught you;
The naughty things that I have taught you!
We loved for hours on the bedroom mat
You lay there naked in your cunning hat
Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.

My mechanical doll, My Jayne mechanical doll.
Some bots are big, but Jayne is larger
Should see the size of his re-charger!
When it comes to sexing you are the best
By day and night I barely get a rest!
Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical
He's not botanical
Oh, oh, oh, oh; My Jayne mechanical doll.