derty neggar!!

[xemoxgonzx]

so, it's Thursday night (Friday morning) and I cant fucking sleep. I quit my job cuz they pissed me off. so as you know (I say this assuming it's the same 2 or 3 people who may read my LJ) I used to sell furniture at the local Big Lots. k. Friday night a customer comes in and buys a bed frame set thingy. she assumes it's all one price. I show her

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Someone paid attention in English class!

[xemoxgonzx]

I think this deserves a post in itself. I posted my original update for my LJ. I proof read it after it was posted, went back and editted any mistakes like grammar or spelling I could find. I put better transitions so it could flow better. I made sure the puncuation was inside the quotation marks, there's a comma before the quotation marks of a quote, and the period goes after the parenthesis. I even put myself in the position of someone who didn't have the slightest fucking clue of what I was talking about and editted it so even they would get the basic jist of it. I also acknowledged all my mistakes that I just don't really care to fix. the only words I capitalize are proper nouns and the word "Later" at the end of the post. don't ask me why. I think I have a few run-ons in there. actually I'm pretty sure I have a few run-ons, but they're well puncuated at least. I'm so gay. maybe I should be an english major? my major changes every fucking day. I might as well go through a, "I wanna be an English professor!" phase.

[lonely_mayfly]

wow.

that's so hilarious! that kind of sucks for the people that bought the furniture already tho... lol you're evil

[xemoxgonzx]

yeah I kinda felt bad ruining the stuff that was already paid for, but then again they shouldn't've been shopping at Big Lots to begin with. it's shitty quality and over priced furniture. it just encourages them to buy real furniture. In the end I'm really helping the customer that way. At least that's what my rationalization tells me.

[perty_princess]

wow i feel like a terrible girlfriend,all your "other girlfriends" commented before me!!!! shame on me!! well i'm responding now and can i just say i love your perfectionism and creative mind? i would have loved to see everyones faces when they tried to pick up things that were super glued. genius zalo...genius. i really enjoyed spending this weekend with you and i'm really hoping you're gonna be there for me in these next couple of months because of you know what happened. i know i'm gonna need you to talk to. i love you sooooo much and i just have this feeling that you're the one. i know you feel the same ;o) love ya!!

[xemoxgonzx]

yeah that was kinda funny and awkward. not very unexpected for me though. and yeah that super glue shit was fun. ironically enough I didn't steal on my last day, but I stole all the other days. this weekend was fun. I'm lookin forward to next weekend more though. it's gonna be more kickass. and yeah I get that feeling about you too. ;)

[perty_princess]

i love how you make my day....everyday!!!!!

[xemoxgonzx]

like, EVERY day?