updates perhaps?

May 14, 2005 16:26

I was just reading some news article when I saw something about Jennifer Lopez. I clicked on that, and in the article it mentioned something about her "insuring" her arse for all these dollars. Can you really even do that? I’d heard this before, so dont be all "youre soo behind and slow etc", its just that I never thought about it properly until now.....

How does one go about insuring their bum? Is it the same as getting car insurance?

If you mess up your arse does your rate go up?

Do you get money if you have a collision and your butt gets dented?

Are there places you cant take your ass unless its insured?

Is your rate higher if youre a young male?

Is your rate higher if your ass is red?

Is your rate higher if you play sports? (a sports model!)

How do you state make/model/year, etc? (jlo- female/dirty puerto rican/36/BROWN?)

enough.
chris*
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