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Hello, my name is Mr. Poo (Drook), and I would just like to talk about how much I love my boyfriend, he's so sexy that sometimes it hurts to look at him because my pants get so much tighter around the pelvis. Speaking of Elvis, do you remember when Stitch did all those Elvis impersonations, I like Stitch, sometimes Stitch reminds me of my boyfriend, because he such a little monster, and he also reminds me of Gir from Invader Zim because he's so crazy and cute like that, and sometimes he reminds me of Mr. Rodgers, but that's only sometimes, and it's times like those that I have to think to myself, what childhood trama did I forget?