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BEST WAYS TO HIDE A CORPSE
10) SEWER RAT
Simple, dump it in the sewer.
9) WASTE MANAGEMENT
Just toss the body in a dumpster.
8) ITALIAN OVEN
Combine mid summer heat, the dead body, and the trunk of an
abandoned car.
7) CEMENT BOOTS
A classic.
6) RUBBER DUCKY
Leave the naked, trash bagged corpse in the enemy's home
bathtub.
5) SCRAP YARD GRAVEYARD
Stack the bodies in a trunk and have the car compacted.
4) CONSTRUCTION SITE CASKET
Bury the victim deep in cement.
3) SCATTER TECHNIQUE
Dismember into burlap bags, and spread along the Jersey Turnpike.
2) CONEY ISLAND FOOT LONG
Make sure you have an in at the local meat processing, plant.. and
stop eating franks.
1) SACK OF LIME
Bury at least 4 feet under, cover the body with lime to quickly
dissolve the remains and hide the stench.
10) SEWER RAT
Simple, dump it in the sewer.
9) WASTE MANAGEMENT
Just toss the body in a dumpster.
8) ITALIAN OVEN
Combine mid summer heat, the dead body, and the trunk of an
abandoned car.
7) CEMENT BOOTS
A classic.
6) RUBBER DUCKY
Leave the naked, trash bagged corpse in the enemy's home
bathtub.
5) SCRAP YARD GRAVEYARD
Stack the bodies in a trunk and have the car compacted.
4) CONSTRUCTION SITE CASKET
Bury the victim deep in cement.
3) SCATTER TECHNIQUE
Dismember into burlap bags, and spread along the Jersey Turnpike.
2) CONEY ISLAND FOOT LONG
Make sure you have an in at the local meat processing, plant.. and
stop eating franks.
1) SACK OF LIME
Bury at least 4 feet under, cover the body with lime to quickly
dissolve the remains and hide the stench.