Jul 14, 2002 02:41
I've not been updating recently because I've been living in an alternate dimension. A world called neverwinter. Battling legions of jonathons(ogres) and crushing the army of terry(goblinoids). Unfortunately I have forsaken much in the process, priorities in this dimension have begun to fade away. It is not too late however as I plan to pick up where I left off because I HAVE COMPLETED THE GAME!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Killing the final boss was easy enough..foul creatures that my fellow neverwinter folks had problems with I fell to my sword with ease...why??? Because I AM THE GAME! And I AM THAT GOOD!(none wwe fans can ignore this phrase) Blah I've just finished watching smackdown so I have some of their catch phrases in me that I plan to let out....
IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL What Roy is Cooking....well porridge actually. Some of the left overs from dinner. Stirring the porridge can be a bore ..but it has to be done..lest the rice get stuck to the pot..should get my parents to install a TV in the kitchen :) Now....I wonder what I should do tomorrow morning..a 12 mile run perhaps? Or a 100 sit-ups..or getting immersed in another game such as Warcraft 3 :D speaking of warcraft 3..maybe I should go havea short game now.
oh well....TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!