A Very CURIOUS Experiment: Episode 2
Hey Balthazar, remember that Guy that we met the other day? Him and his mate totally made us gay!
(Okay boys, you don't have to remind me.)
So, when they got into the house it was clear that all Balthazar and Hector came over for was the TV, since they don't have one at their shack. What a bunch of freeloaders!
No. 2: So, about that "pollination" you were talking about with my wife... Do I have to schedule an appointment?
Balthazar: No, basically what you do is look into the telescope and MAYBE one of us will pick you up one night.
No. 2: What? I can't wait that long! You say you're a pollinator, so why the hell can't you do it to me now? By that rate, I'll be an elder by the time it is my turn to get abducted. And then I will never be able to experience the joy of having an alien spawn living inside of me!
(I love how his eyes disappear under that brow of his when he gets angry! XD)
Say Hector, if I ever get alien pregnant, do you think I'll become as fat as a sumo wrestler afterwards?
(Notice Balthazar re-thinking the pollinating situation)
Hector: Well, like with females, the wait gain is inevitable.
Though I'm sure with your Sim metabolism, I'm sure that you would be able to magically spring back to your ideal weight in a matter of minutes.
As he leaves the futon, No. 2 checks to see if Balthazar had implanted any foreign objects in his armpit while they were sitting next to eachother. How exactly did this pollinating process work anyway? Was it as enjoyable as the "woohoo" that he and his wife experienced earlier?
I wasn't kidding about the gay part now, was I? Hector and Balthazar have been checking out men left and right since they have left the Wrightleys on that fateful day. Luckily, Hector is not attracted to old baldy here.
No. 2 *thinking*: Was he just checking me out? How disturbing! I think I'm losing my appitite.
(Uhh, No. 2... You were the one talking about how much you wanted to "pollinate" with the guy)
I really have no idea who No. 2's talking to here, because the only people he knows at this moment besides his wife are right near him. Apparently they're pretty close if they're talking about kissing and everything! UNLESS...
No. 2: Those alien boys pillowfighting remind me of that interesting guy that I now hate!
No. 1 wonders how the pollination which her husband is so eager to experience will have any effect on their sex life.
Balthazar: Gee, all that pillowfighting made me hungry! I'm going to my shack to see if my mini fridge has something to eat inside. (sorry Balthazar, but I doubt it)
No. 2 contemplates being pollinated by the hot alien guy standing before him in the future... Hey, weren't you a little disturbed when you saw the guy checking you out?!
No. 1 often heart-farts at Vidcund in her dreams... I'm scared, guys. She's got Blond Hair and Glasses as her turn ons. Luckily I do not have ACR or anything similar. O_o
Who wouldn't want to wake up to that every morning?
So at this point I decided to take them to a community lot (in this case, Cold Issue Clothing) to get a makeover because I was tired of them looking like old people before they even had kids yet.
No. 1 was very eager to "try on clothes" first...
Oh, hi No. 2! I see what you're doing there.
Oh you sneaky, dirty boy.
(They both had wants to woohoo once they went to this place, so since they were on a date and they were running out of time I let them... And felt like I was watching my own parents, eww.)
So all these women started flocking around the booth, looking as if they were waiting in line for No. 2.
Even this disgruntled teenager wanted a piece of his ass!
And uh, this teenage boy. O_o
Haha, notice the granny panties that I had No. 1 try on!
No. 2: But those panties are HAWT!
No. 2: I don't know who this redheaded bitch with the glasses is, but boy does she remind me of that guy that I hate so much!
So then I notice Tybalt Capp eyeing this sim teen, Sherry Johanson, that my brother made and blowing hearts for her constantly. I felt bad because he couldn't just go up to her and flirt with her on his own because he desperately wanted to, so I made him controllable. Turns out they had two bolts for eachother (and his wants WERE filled with wanting to interact with her) and hit it off quite well. I thought it was pretty cute.
AND THEN I notice this guy behind him, who apparently is a cannibal! Run Tybalt, RUN!!!
Although she was so excited about trying on those panties, No. 1 was rather apprehensive about having her REAL makeover done.
Turns out she thinks that the outcome of it was hilarious... Which is basically what she thinks about everything else too. I really like that dress on her, it looks absolutley stunning with her skin tone, so we're keeping it.
No. 2: Oh yeah, tons of chicks will want to kiss me since I now have this awesome outfit!
And then I realize it has THIS on the back of it, and boxers stick out.
But even though I think it's kind of tacky, No. 1 LOVES it (and so does another girl- I guess he was right!) so I decide to let him keep it.
He's pleased about that as well. And of course I HAD to keep the "angry aviator glasses" because everybody seems to love them so much. :D
And then they both get bored, so I check their wants to see if they have anything interesting to do. Turns out they both want to slow dance.
And so they did!
WARNING: Adorable No. 1 spam ahead!
It's those eyes, I tell you... Pascal's eyes are so cute. On a female AND on him especially. :)
:End Spam:
Random Townie: Aww, they're so cute don't you just want to eat them up?
So their date finally ends, and No. 1 reminds me that she is indeed pregnant.
Oh, I see what you have there No. 1. How sweet!
(Oh, and by the way, she's a Family/Knowledge Sim)
Though since your husband knows you are the one who gave it to him, why even bother putting it on the front porch?
I do like your pose though!
I believe this is the only time No. 1 threw up during her whole pregnancy.
And all her perpetually horny husband can think about is making out with her afterwards.
So, at this point in time I decided that No. 1 Curious would be a great model for the swimsuit challenge over at sim_mania! Some of you have already seen (some of) these shots:
That last one up there is the one I chose for the entry. Immediately after this, she had her first pop and I missed it! Oh well, those shots are meaningless anyway.
Hey look, it's Blair Mace, Legacy father and simself's husband! :)
Umm, Blair sweetie? Why are you walking the cat?! Especially THIS one? He's an indoor cat and is declawed!
(Meet Salvatore Bear, AKA Sonny or SunBear. Yes, the three cats that my selfsim lives with are my real kitties!)
So, No. 2 (Knowledge/Fortune) comes home from his job as a pickpocket, because his LTW is to become a criminal mastermind, and he brings his friend over.
Looks like Benjamin Long's long lost twin brother has some snazzy fashion sense! Now, he wouldn't be so important, but you'll see why I introduced the guy like this afterwards.
But first, Lola Curious walks by and I have No. 1 greet her.
And she starts talking to her unborn child! No. 1 is definitely NOT pleased.
Now, I think Lola is adorable and everything, but she has one of the crappiest personalities ever. Whenever she meets anybody one of the first things she does is brags about herself. Looks like we have another long lost relative to hate on our hands!
No. 2 goes out and stargazes every night, desperately trying to get himself abducted.
No. 1, however, clearly doesn't want him to be. I wonder if it has anything to do with the possibility of his future spawn ending up like that Lola girl?
So, back to the Ben Long clone: He got struck by lightning! That is the first time I've ever seen an NPC do that! The random townie must have just been walking by, but ended up running into the yard to see what happened.
Townie: Well, I'm glad I went to college and learned that you shouldn't walk around outside in a thunderstorm!
So, the next day No. 1 goes into labor, and her husband illustrates the worst possible ways you can react to the situation
No. 2: Hey wife, whatcha doin' there?
You know, you look pretty hot in them there seafoam green pajamas!
Me: GLARN CURIOUS (oops, did I just say that out loud? Oh well, it's not like you guys don't know already!) stop being your horny self and help your wife please!
Glarn: Oh shit, do I have to?
And... It's a boy with his father's skintone, hair and eye color with his mother's hair color! His name is Blaise.
Oh yeah, Glarn is quite enthused about having a child alright.
And, because I hate the baby stage, I age him up to a toddler using the boolprop cheat in a matter of seconds!
(Expect this happening a lot, I really hate the Sim babies)
So what do we have here, huh? Sure is a perfect mix between his mother and father. But unfortunately not what we wanted. It's surprising he didn't inherit the large nose OR the chin. I see he's sporting a bad comb-over similar to his father, and I just LOVE that tux! ;)
And of course, I'm not done yet! We still have a lot of breeding to do guys, so sit tight!