impressive...
kfitz12 (8:09:38 PM): i shook the hand of a dude with no fingers today
uptowngirl226 (8:09:42 PM): ew
uptowngirl226 (8:09:43 PM): who
kfitz12 (8:09:48 PM): ya he tricked me
uptowngirl226 (8:09:53 PM): lol
kfitz12 (8:09:56 PM): some trucker for our company
kfitz12 (8:10:14 PM): he held his hand out for a shake and by the time i realised it was to late
uptowngirl226 (8:10:32 PM): aw
kfitz12 (8:14:54 PM): ya but the dude is really fuckin cool
kfitz12 (8:15:02 PM): like he was jokin around and shit
uptowngirl226 (8:16:46 PM): about his hand?
uptowngirl226 (8:16:49 PM): omg
kfitz12 (8:16:51 PM): no
uptowngirl226 (8:16:53 PM): did he have a hook
uptowngirl226 (8:16:56 PM): and take you in his truck
uptowngirl226 (8:17:09 PM): but then end up driving past his wife's house who's having an affair with some dude
uptowngirl226 (8:17:29 PM): so he goes to shoot the dude and you get scared so you hop in the dude thats with his wife's car cuz you think its safe
uptowngirl226 (8:17:38 PM): but there's actually a black guy in there who's stealing hte car
kfitz12 (8:17:52 PM): wats that from lol
uptowngirl226 (8:17:57 PM): but he's nice
kfitz12 (8:18:12 PM): sounds rly rly familiar
uptowngirl226 (8:18:13 PM): and he takes you to the stolen car place but the dude that works there's a douche and punches him in the face
uptowngirl226 (8:18:21 PM): then you gotta go upstairs in some office
kfitz12 (8:18:21 PM): ah
uptowngirl226 (8:18:45 PM): and you find a way to sneak out but your crazy redheaded friend steals a playboy cuz he's a perv but it turns out all their plans were written on there
kfitz12 (8:19:06 PM): oh curious george
uptowngirl226 (8:19:29 PM): so you have to walk like across the rafters to get out of the place and you finally do it and the dudes realize your gone and start to chase you
uptowngirl226 (8:19:44 PM): and then you end up running into some blues music place
uptowngirl226 (8:19:49 PM): but instead you end up onstage
uptowngirl226 (8:20:01 PM): and then band onstage doesnt let you leave unless you sing the blues
uptowngirl226 (8:20:23 PM): and you claim you cant sing but really you can so you make up some improv blues song and your friends join in and everyone loves it
uptowngirl226 (8:20:25 PM): and you leave
uptowngirl226 (8:20:31 PM): but the dudes are still after you
uptowngirl226 (8:21:49 PM): so you run to a train station and jump the turn pike and get on the train
kfitz12 (8:21:56 PM): i fuckin know this!
uptowngirl226 (8:21:56 PM): and you think your safe but there's two battling gangs on there
uptowngirl226 (8:22:04 PM): and you jump in to stop the fighting but they threaten you
uptowngirl226 (8:22:10 PM): and then your friend sticks up for you
uptowngirl226 (8:22:14 PM): but they stab him in the foot
kfitz12 (8:22:18 PM): and get stabbed in the foot
uptowngirl226 (8:22:39 PM): so you end up threatening them and they all back off because your a tiny chick with a tough attitude. and you said the f word.
uptowngirl226 (8:23:39 PM): and then you take your friend to the hospital to get stitched up but the dumb nurse tells you hes dead and you pass out and then you wake up and he's not so its all good. then you guys leave again and you end up at some random college party where everyone thinks your hte playboy centerfold
uptowngirl226 (8:24:29 PM): but your not and the one guys tells them all and you dance with him and he likes you and gives you money to get your car and he drives you there because you all have to leave because your crazy redheaded friend made out with some dude's girlfriend
uptowngirl226 (8:24:45 PM): so you go to get your car back from the garage but the dude's a douche but then he turns out to be Thor and he's nice
uptowngirl226 (8:25:15 PM): so you get the car and you drive and you notice your boyfriend's car outside some fancy resteraunt and you go in and he's on a date with some other chick
uptowngirl226 (8:25:36 PM): so you cause a commotion while your child accomplice steals food and sneaks off
uptowngirl226 (8:26:18 PM): and then your friend threatens your cheating no good bf and your crazy redhead friend kicks him in the ass and you all leave
uptowngirl226 (8:26:53 PM): then you realize the kids gone so you gotta find her, but all the while shes being chased by those guys that were after you and she runs to the building where her parents are at a party and to get away from him she scales the outside of it
uptowngirl226 (8:26:59 PM): and you sneak into the party and see her outside
uptowngirl226 (8:27:14 PM): so you have to go rescue her and her brother has to use a rope to pull her back up and leaves the bad dude out there
uptowngirl226 (8:28:59 PM): and then the other bad dude finds you and wants the playboy and outta nowhere the black guy punches him in the face and for some reason knocks him out unconscious then you guys leave and pick up your friend who tried to run away from home but instead got stuck at the train station in the city and thought she was blind and stole some guys "home" (telephone booth) and picked up a kitten that was actually a jumbo size sewer rat and tried to buy a weiner with checks and when you get her she claims that you couldnt believe the day she had (if she could only imagine what you went through!)
uptowngirl226 (8:30:00 PM): then you race their parents home and end up back safely and the kids are in their beds and everything's fine then the dude you like meets you outside because he has her rollerskate but really its because he wants to ask you out and he does and you kiss and everyone cheers you on except for the guy that likes you but its okay i guess because you'll still be friends.
uptowngirl226 (8:30:09 PM): ....is that what happened to you today?
kfitz12 (8:30:30 PM): ....im stunned
kfitz12 (8:30:42 PM): thats 100% correct
...yeah, i'm pretty awesome.
& i promise a real entry soon enough kiddos. =]