I Heart Insane People
I just learned today that Wisdom Tree is still alive and kicking. For those of you who don't know, these are the people that made it possible for you to throw baby Moses into the Nile in "Bible Adventures" on your Nintendo Entertainment System, shoot animals with food pellets from the comfort of the Wolfenstein 3D engine in the cult classic "Super 3D Noah's Arc" for Super Nintendo, and even carry around a pocket King James Version Bible in "KJV Bible" for Game Boy. Somehow, this crap was supposed to make heathens believe that Jesus died for your sins and subsequently join the holy causes of blowing up abortion clinics, dragging fags from the back of your pickup truck, and supporting the theory of Intelligent Design. Crazy Christians. Go figure.