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Nov 20, 2004 01:48

OMG Daniel and I had the best time making fun of my dad and his Dale Earnhardt obsessiveness.

NickLicksGoat.Wang: v EARN-MES
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v MAS
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v HAPPY EARN' YEARS
free_david_berkowitz: That was fucking HILARIOUS, Nicole.
free_david_berkowitz: Happy Earnsgiving.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v Happpy Earnlentine's DAy
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v st earnhardt's day
free_david_berkowitz: Happy Earnoween, kids!
free_david_berkowitz: I should send an anonymous "Happy Earnmas" card to your house.
free_david_berkowitz: Now THAT would be fucking funny.
free_david_berkowitz: He'll think it's from the grave.
free_david_berkowitz: Do you know what'd be funny?
free_david_berkowitz: If you were like, "Happy Earnmas, dad."
free_david_berkowitz: And he was like, "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EARNMAS?"
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v :))))))
free_david_berkowitz: But I'm seriously sending him an Earnmas card.
free_david_berkowitz: So don't let me forget to do that.
free_david_berkowitz: What do you think he'll fucking do?
free_david_berkowitz: Just be like..
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v He'd be like "WTF"
free_david_berkowitz: "That's nice. I got an Earnmas card from Canada."
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v and shed a tear
free_david_berkowitz: OH, MY GOD.
free_david_berkowitz: I thought of something hilarious.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v do tell
free_david_berkowitz: Does your dad use years since Dale's death? A.D.E.?
free_david_berkowitz: So like this isn't 2004, it's like 5 or whatever.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v ROFL
free_david_berkowitz: I can't fucking breathe.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v Totally send an Earnmas card.
free_david_berkowitz: I plan on it.
free_david_berkowitz: You just have to remind me.
free_david_berkowitz: When Earnmas approaches.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v I will, on the 1st.
free_david_berkowitz: I should create an advent calendar with all of Dale's greatest moments leading up to the big day.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v with the holidays
free_david_berkowitz: Hahaha. No, don't you know what an advent calendar is?
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v Apparently not =\
free_david_berkowitz: Like you start it on December 1st...
free_david_berkowitz: And each day in December until Christmas you like open something up on this calendar thing.
free_david_berkowitz: And get like a chocolate, or a shitty Bible verse if your parents are religious.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v Hahaha
free_david_berkowitz: Anyway, instead of that stupid shit, I'd have some of Dale's greatest achievements hidden behind the doors.
free_david_berkowitz: I'm not even kidding...
free_david_berkowitz: Like what will your dad think?
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v He'd shit himself
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v and cry.
free_david_berkowitz: Hahahaha.
free_david_berkowitz: Would you tell him who sent it?
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v My friend Daniel from Canada
free_david_berkowitz: Earnukkah should be great this year.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v hahahaha
free_david_berkowitz: Earnzaa, too.
free_david_berkowitz: AND SHE WILL BE LOVED>
free_david_berkowitz: FUCK YOU, GREATER THAN.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v fuck off
free_david_berkowitz: Hahahaha.
free_david_berkowitz: But I EARN you.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v Hahaha
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v I don't Earn Maroon fucking 5 :|
free_david_berkowitz: But sometimes we have to make earnrifices.
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v lolollololl
NickLicksGoat.Wang: v earn-o-earn
free_david_berkowitz: WWED? WHAT WOULD EARNHARDT DO?

And soon we woke and I walked you home, and it was pretty clear that it was hardly love... says:
EARNY CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN!
And soon we woke and I walked you home, and it was pretty clear that it was hardly love... says:
Every time I stop laughing...
And soon we woke and I walked you home, and it was pretty clear that it was hardly love... says:
I picture your dad opening up the card.
And soon we woke and I walked you home, and it was pretty clear that it was hardly love... says:
And because I have no idea what he looks like, I picture Earny opening it.
And soon we woke and I walked you home, and it was pretty clear that it was hardly love... says:
My parents are fucking ANNOYED.

He said he woke up his parents a few times because he was laughing so hard. Daniel may have the typical surfer voice but his laugh throws you WAY off.
We also made fun of the violinist in Yellowcard. He could probably do something with his talent, instead he has to play shitty music. My opinion not yours, so stuff it :>

AHh.. I'm tired. A good Friday night at home, haha.

PS. MArk likes it in the pooper. <3
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