St. Valentine's Day
"I know nothing about Saint Valentine
I assume he's the patron saint of over priced greeting cards
that's an odd ritual really we go out and buy cards that already have things written in them
hey that's something I'd say let me add my name here at the bottom
here you go
you like what that other guy wrote in there?
it took me five seconds to find it and cost me two bucks
greeting cards would make sense if there was something profound written in there
but it's always like happy birthday!
you couldn't think of that yourself?
i'm not a slogan machine"
-Jim Gaffigan
oh how he summed up my feelings on the topic so well..
awesome
I assume he's the patron saint of over priced greeting cards
that's an odd ritual really we go out and buy cards that already have things written in them
hey that's something I'd say let me add my name here at the bottom
here you go
you like what that other guy wrote in there?
it took me five seconds to find it and cost me two bucks
greeting cards would make sense if there was something profound written in there
but it's always like happy birthday!
you couldn't think of that yourself?
i'm not a slogan machine"
-Jim Gaffigan
oh how he summed up my feelings on the topic so well..
awesome