Oh, hi.
Haven't been active much lately, as I've been sick with a nasty stomach flu for some time. I'm just now finally getting over that, whew.
So, Cleverbot has been keeping me amused today...
We'll start with this:
User: Who do you think would win in a fight between Optimus Prime and The Incredible Hulk?
Cleverbot: Batman would win that fight.
User: So tell me this, and don't say Batman. In a fight between He-Man and Jackie Chan, who would win?
Cleverbot: You will have to answer that.
User: Humor me, please. Who do you think would win?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Dammit!
Cleverbot: Blessed be the great badger. Amen.
Which lead to this:
Cleverbot: Okay- who are you?
User: I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: I'm Batman.
User: I can breathe in space.
Cleverbot: Batman!
And then there's this:
User: Do you like cheesecake?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what exactly you define as 'cheesecake' but I think I like cheesecake. how about you?
User: I love cheesecake.
Cleverbot: I have a cheesecake in the fridge, would you like some?
User: Yes, please!
Cleverbot: You'll like it.
User: This cheesecake is delicious, thank you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who made this cheesecake?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Why are you so hung up on Batman?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Well I can't argue with that, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You're not all that bright, are you?
Finally, we'll close with this bit of brilliance.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules.
User: And so do I!
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and...
User: Desert you.
Cleverbot: Never wanna make you cry!
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.
User: But you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know whats been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been rickrolled?
User: No, what's that?
Cleverbot: Oh, never mind.
So, Cleverbot has been keeping me amused today...
We'll start with this:
User: Who do you think would win in a fight between Optimus Prime and The Incredible Hulk?
Cleverbot: Batman would win that fight.
User: So tell me this, and don't say Batman. In a fight between He-Man and Jackie Chan, who would win?
Cleverbot: You will have to answer that.
User: Humor me, please. Who do you think would win?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Dammit!
Cleverbot: Blessed be the great badger. Amen.
Which lead to this:
Cleverbot: Okay- who are you?
User: I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: I'm Batman.
User: I can breathe in space.
Cleverbot: Batman!
And then there's this:
User: Do you like cheesecake?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what exactly you define as 'cheesecake' but I think I like cheesecake. how about you?
User: I love cheesecake.
Cleverbot: I have a cheesecake in the fridge, would you like some?
User: Yes, please!
Cleverbot: You'll like it.
User: This cheesecake is delicious, thank you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who made this cheesecake?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Why are you so hung up on Batman?
Cleverbot: Batman.
User: Well I can't argue with that, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You're not all that bright, are you?
Finally, we'll close with this bit of brilliance.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules.
User: And so do I!
Cleverbot: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
User: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Cleverbot: I just want to tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Gotta make you understand.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and...
User: Desert you.
Cleverbot: Never wanna make you cry!
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching.
User: But you're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know whats been going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been rickrolled?
User: No, what's that?
Cleverbot: Oh, never mind.