Quotables
Just out of pride weekend here in San Francisco. And before posting about the goings on I thought I would post some fun quotes from friends over the last couple weeks/months.
Dragon is touted as "The Gay Asian Paradise" so its mostly asian guys and rice queens. So B (my non-asian asian friend) has been trying to get us to go forever, we always decide not to. But last month he tried to get M to go.
B: Cmon the DJ is so much better then Boy Bar or Castro
M: No, sorry not my thing
B: What, it'll be fun, lots of cute guys.
M: I'm a white bottom, what could I possibly find at Dragon?
This is where I left the room
B and one of his co-workers are licking envelopes when I show up to say hi. Their boss appears across the street walking toward the office. I had no idea about what was going on and hear this.
CoWorker: Hurry up and lick em before he comes!
B: What? He's just a friend! Oh...
Drunken Friend R calls and I put him on speakerphone
R: I'm DRUNK!!!!
Me: I see that... what's up?
R: I'm soooooo trashed, you could so easily take advantage of me right now!
Me: uh huh.... yeah.... we have talked about this before.
R: Oh you know you want me!
*remember this is on speakerphone in my apt and 5 others are there*
Me: You better find your way home before you wind up in trouble.
R: You would like that wouldn't you! Huh, you
Other friend in room: Lets strip him naked and tie him to a pole at 18th and Castro!
R: What the F***!!!
*R hangs up*
Me: You think he took that as a suggestion?
Another friend in room: Nah! It's Pride weekend anyhow, who'd notice?
I am a member of 24hr Fitness for various reasons. I refuse to join Golds because the Castro location is closest to me and is .... well ... sketchy at times. So I get this text message from another friend A.
A: Hey, I just joined la sports club and put you in for a free 45 day membership. It's worth 350. They will call you
Me: Uh... Thanks... I think... What the hell?
A: It's the hot gym in town. you will love it. Swimming with hot guys!
Me: Ok... so... when are we going?
A: Whenever you want.
So now I am going to the HOT gym in town (why do I feel like I'm in LA?)
While walking down Castro I see a drag queen.
Me: That guy makes an UGLY woman
J: That's a woman.
Me: No it's not.
J runs up to the person and then calls me over....Her name was Jennifer.
Dragon is touted as "The Gay Asian Paradise" so its mostly asian guys and rice queens. So B (my non-asian asian friend) has been trying to get us to go forever, we always decide not to. But last month he tried to get M to go.
B: Cmon the DJ is so much better then Boy Bar or Castro
M: No, sorry not my thing
B: What, it'll be fun, lots of cute guys.
M: I'm a white bottom, what could I possibly find at Dragon?
This is where I left the room
B and one of his co-workers are licking envelopes when I show up to say hi. Their boss appears across the street walking toward the office. I had no idea about what was going on and hear this.
CoWorker: Hurry up and lick em before he comes!
B: What? He's just a friend! Oh...
Drunken Friend R calls and I put him on speakerphone
R: I'm DRUNK!!!!
Me: I see that... what's up?
R: I'm soooooo trashed, you could so easily take advantage of me right now!
Me: uh huh.... yeah.... we have talked about this before.
R: Oh you know you want me!
*remember this is on speakerphone in my apt and 5 others are there*
Me: You better find your way home before you wind up in trouble.
R: You would like that wouldn't you! Huh, you
Other friend in room: Lets strip him naked and tie him to a pole at 18th and Castro!
R: What the F***!!!
*R hangs up*
Me: You think he took that as a suggestion?
Another friend in room: Nah! It's Pride weekend anyhow, who'd notice?
I am a member of 24hr Fitness for various reasons. I refuse to join Golds because the Castro location is closest to me and is .... well ... sketchy at times. So I get this text message from another friend A.
A: Hey, I just joined la sports club and put you in for a free 45 day membership. It's worth 350. They will call you
Me: Uh... Thanks... I think... What the hell?
A: It's the hot gym in town. you will love it. Swimming with hot guys!
Me: Ok... so... when are we going?
A: Whenever you want.
So now I am going to the HOT gym in town (why do I feel like I'm in LA?)
While walking down Castro I see a drag queen.
Me: That guy makes an UGLY woman
J: That's a woman.
Me: No it's not.
J runs up to the person and then calls me over....Her name was Jennifer.