Mar 13, 2007 16:29
-Go drinking in Castro on a Work night
-Go drinking when you have a stomach ache (for two days)
-Have 8 bacardi and cokes while out with guy Housemate is dating
-Have deep conversation with said guy about "Where he went wrong!"
-Go to breakfast with other drunksfriends till 3:30 am
-Find trick while stumbling home
-Go home for quickie with said trick
-Do the above when you have work at 8am the next morning
-Call into said 8am meeting while still somewhat buzzed/tired
-Wander into work at noon for lunch with vendor
-Go to lunch with said vendor and realize that food is not very appetizing at the time and just eat a salad
-Say screw it and eat anyway (bad bad bad!!!)
-Complain about said stomachache while eating a box of thin-mints
I really should be smarter then this!!!
castro,
funny,
work,
friends