That's me, the traveling Freak Show!
So my life continues on, the traveling Freak Show it is. Actually a friend of mine recently gave me that line, you'll read about it later. So now on with the funny!
Fight!
There was a couple altercations (or near altercations) recently.
So I am walking down the street at like 2am minding my own business on my way to get some pizza. The bars just closed (cured 2am cut-off). As we are walking a guy we know is looking determined and stomping his way toward us. He is pissed. So he walked just passed us without so much as a word and then proceeds to fist fight with this older black guy. Now the guy we knew (Sam), was about white 22, 6'2", skinny. The black guy was like 5'10", 65, average build. Well Sam got in one hit then black guy just decked him, knocked him off balance, then put him on the sidewalk and proceeded to punch him square in the face. I (being the good citizen) pulled black guy off Sam and against a wall. We got them separated and I later found out that black guy tripped and accidentally fell into Sam earlier in the evening. That was it. It happened like 2 hours earlier. Children I tell you.
That same night J got into a fight with 3 white guys who called him .. well it wasn't nice. J is a built black guy and after decking two of them they left. J was pissed and worked up the rest of the night.
Earlier in the week I had the laugh of my life. Drunk guy needed to take a piss, found a bush, let loose. Bush was covering staircase. Couple comes out into staircase, gets wet. Guy gets pissed and yells, "You F***ing A**..." and apparently some 'spray' got into his mouth cause I next hear him spitting and he never finished the sentence. He came up the stairs leaving his date to get drenched (I saw her later and she was covered). Drunk guy apparently had way too much to drink. Guy is about beat the crap out of drunk guy when drunk guys friends show up and pull them apart. I am laughing hysterically along with a couple friends across the street (we had all had too much to drink). Guy comes over and says something like "What are you laughing at?" I couldn't resist and said "You know some people would pay extra for that" and me and my friends just lost it. Guy got really pissed and came at us (me specifically). I dodged him and escorted him into a wall head first. His date came over (drenched), and we left. Funniest thing I had seen in a while.
My own traveling Freak Show.
So I made a few new friends lately, one of whom is... lets call him Martin. He is a bit young (22) and just got into town. So myself and a couple of my friends have begun to corrupt guide him. During our third night out as a group the following happened in order:
So after all that and meeting a bunch of my friends Martin had this to say
"You really have your own traveling Freak Show don't ya? I mean I have seen and met more total freaks tonight then in my entire life and it seems like a normal night for you"
Sad thing is... it was a normal night for me.
Save the Drink
Wandering through a very very crowded club with my newly gotten drink (bacardi and coke of course). I have done this enough times to know how to do it. So I am making my way through and all of a sudden this girl in front of me starts falling backwards at an angle toward me. I see her drink in her hand as she falls and ... well rather then try and save her, I grabbed her drink. She hit the ground but her drink was saved. I got a hug, a kiss and a phone number.
That's enough for now. There are more, will write them all out later.
Fight!
There was a couple altercations (or near altercations) recently.
So I am walking down the street at like 2am minding my own business on my way to get some pizza. The bars just closed (cured 2am cut-off). As we are walking a guy we know is looking determined and stomping his way toward us. He is pissed. So he walked just passed us without so much as a word and then proceeds to fist fight with this older black guy. Now the guy we knew (Sam), was about white 22, 6'2", skinny. The black guy was like 5'10", 65, average build. Well Sam got in one hit then black guy just decked him, knocked him off balance, then put him on the sidewalk and proceeded to punch him square in the face. I (being the good citizen) pulled black guy off Sam and against a wall. We got them separated and I later found out that black guy tripped and accidentally fell into Sam earlier in the evening. That was it. It happened like 2 hours earlier. Children I tell you.
That same night J got into a fight with 3 white guys who called him .. well it wasn't nice. J is a built black guy and after decking two of them they left. J was pissed and worked up the rest of the night.
Earlier in the week I had the laugh of my life. Drunk guy needed to take a piss, found a bush, let loose. Bush was covering staircase. Couple comes out into staircase, gets wet. Guy gets pissed and yells, "You F***ing A**..." and apparently some 'spray' got into his mouth cause I next hear him spitting and he never finished the sentence. He came up the stairs leaving his date to get drenched (I saw her later and she was covered). Drunk guy apparently had way too much to drink. Guy is about beat the crap out of drunk guy when drunk guys friends show up and pull them apart. I am laughing hysterically along with a couple friends across the street (we had all had too much to drink). Guy comes over and says something like "What are you laughing at?" I couldn't resist and said "You know some people would pay extra for that" and me and my friends just lost it. Guy got really pissed and came at us (me specifically). I dodged him and escorted him into a wall head first. His date came over (drenched), and we left. Funniest thing I had seen in a while.
My own traveling Freak Show.
So I made a few new friends lately, one of whom is... lets call him Martin. He is a bit young (22) and just got into town. So myself and a couple of my friends have begun to corrupt guide him. During our third night out as a group the following happened in order:
- Martin and I helped a drag queen into a leather corsette, including breasts
- Random Guy came up to L and professed undying faith to the new messiah (you don't want to know)
- We crashed a house party on the way to the club, where we didn't know anyone and became the life of the party before we left. The host got J's number and has since invited us to her next house party.
- Got handed a drink by a guy who was really drunk with the words "Take this all of you and drink it, it is my blood" (Nothing like a bit of Sunday Mass from the drunkards)
- We left club for some air and watched as this couple meandered down the street until guy finally led his date into a garbage can (and I mean in the darn thing)
- Got to afterhours party at persons house and realized the owner of the house wasn't there (he was passed out somewhere else) so we re-arranged all his furniture in his house.
So after all that and meeting a bunch of my friends Martin had this to say
"You really have your own traveling Freak Show don't ya? I mean I have seen and met more total freaks tonight then in my entire life and it seems like a normal night for you"
Sad thing is... it was a normal night for me.
Save the Drink
Wandering through a very very crowded club with my newly gotten drink (bacardi and coke of course). I have done this enough times to know how to do it. So I am making my way through and all of a sudden this girl in front of me starts falling backwards at an angle toward me. I see her drink in her hand as she falls and ... well rather then try and save her, I grabbed her drink. She hit the ground but her drink was saved. I got a hug, a kiss and a phone number.
That's enough for now. There are more, will write them all out later.