Bad weather, bad language and Bomb Scares
Yet another crazy day at the wonderful world of the University Student.
Weather had improved, well improved what I mean is that it wasn't raining cats and dogs anymore, just cats.
Got up, did some revision for abit (Yay!). Completed God of War 2 (Nooooo! No more asskicking mythical creatures, now how am I supposed to procrastiate!)
Things were livened up when I went for a walk. Strolling around and noticed a big crowed. Wondered what the hell was going on infrot of the Library as there was soo many people standing there and was it really worth standing in the cold for. Also how much would it keep be busy for so I didn'[t have to go back to the computer.
Turned out the fire alarm had been set off though still things didn't look right. THe guards had put people miles back from the building (though it smells soo much some places in there I suppose the gases might have caused a bit of a bang) and they were redirecting staff to Rutherford and saying it wil be up to an hour before they were let back in. No word wether the alarm had been tripped.
Anyway wondered back, settled down to some work then wondered round to a friends. Reports were coming in of a Bomb scare. Well you know what students are like, guillible as hell, espescially this one. (Shudders at the thought of MagiKarp ((SEE SPELT IT RIGHT :P!))) Still didn't think much till I got really nosey and took a look. Looks like finally the over the top rumours were right as a large area of the central camppus was cornered off and the police had arrived. Still no offical word on what was going on but my big ears hear piked up that they recckoned it would be closed for another few hours. Indeed it was.
Was interesting though pondering if a bombscare could count as emittigating circumstances for our exams. Could we possibly convince them that our notes got lost in some sort of post evact dash? Nah, rather go with my dog eating them, even if he is kinda lacking in the fact that he doens't acutally exsist outside my own head. I've tried to prove that he does but sadly peopple are a little blind when t comes to imaginary friends. Shame.
A little fun phoneing Mum and sayign there had been a bomb scare. Wonder if 'Hi' would have been a better converstation opener?
Been nosing around on the internet. (I know, I know. Curiousity and the Catt and all) but no word still other then it is opened. VERY curious now, more urious then that dam monkey. Hmm...really fancy some bananna pancakes now.....
Where was I oh yes
Dam, stupid fucking students why do they have to be such morons and make loads of noise. Already the everning courus of dunking howlings have started. I think Bill Oddy should come here, theres plently of wild life.
Why is it that girls have that ablitly to screetch at such a high level. I swear is it to attract the attentions of the suitible annoying football hooligen chanting twat faced git or what!
Honestly what is the attraction for drunk, or sober, individuals to yell out like mating/dying wildebeats at unsocialble hours. Also whats the fasiantion of playing with fire estinguishers. Is it cause they are shiney? Maybe I should chuck some pennies out there to keep them amused.
At least not everyone in this building is a moron. Very nice girl that hides at the end of the hall way is very sweet. I mean she puts up with me randomly knocking on her door and ranting off into the early hours! Came in handy today when i was locked out, thank the gods she was in cause I really would have been waiting outside lol.
Sat back, chilled out watching a very funny movie which I have to borrow off her! Offered to rent out my TV to her. I'm sorry *stroke* TV, I don't mean to be your pimp but there are soo many needly, exam stressed students out there that need to watch some mindless stuff on TV.
Oh don't worry, I'll draw the line at Big Brother, your lovely glass face wil never be tanted with that horse shit. I mean why watch it when I'm living in it! *thinks she knows where they get the crazy people from*
Ok...now my neighbour is signing, very nice, no honestly it is. Thank god he is a trained singer. Feel sorry they he has to put up with this 'cat in the washer-dryer, being thrown down a flight of stairs, into the tree the n ran over by a tank' style singer like me.
Still, I got my come uppence today, just like the dam Tricksters I was revising. GOt well and truely splattered with my just disearts. Got mobbed by my friends after they couldn't get anyone else to volenter. Most. Embarrsing. Afternoon. Ever. Gonna be on my best behaviour now on so I don't piss them off.
BUt its soo hard to be good!
Do you want your ass kicked?
No...but
How about your neckalce busted again and being locked out of your room
Ooooh
Ok hows this, would you want another scary 'Behavour self' look from Emily
No, but I have mental age of a moron. I can't help myself!
Okies then, I'll tell her to keep that rolled up newspaper ready just in case
Ok *GRIN* I'll be good *pouts*
I REALLY need to see a shrink. Oh yeah I am tomorrow. Better put on my best white jacket *wonders if someone could help her with the straps at the back?* Keeping even more whacked out drreams.
1st it was Ferrets
Then a creepy dream
Now mroe dreams about my old junior school and people I've meet randomly over the years. Trust me, eating before going to bed, better then magic mushrooms.
Oh yeah, realyly REALLY must not a scary movie before bed. Even a second of one cause again they were really fucked up dreams.
What is it with people acting like 5 year olds. Ok I know I say I do all the time but I have my excuses, the fact perhaps I am totally stark raving bonkers is mostly he reason, plus its a little fun, still I'm the only one allowed to (other then Actual 5 year olds, its the perk of their jobs). just cause someone meets up with a guy a couple of times a week DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE GOING OUT TOGETHER OR THAT THEY FANCY THE PANTS OF EACH OTHER!!!!! Just ask Ant and Dec. So PLEASE cut out the stupid 'oooooo's' and 'aaaahhhh's', where are we, preschool? (Ok I am but still) GGGRRRR....fucking pisses me off! So does threats of texting said person dirty text messages on my stolen phone! I swear next we will be getting cootie injections. Actually need a booster shot.
Anyway better see f I can cram in any more stupid revision in today. Fed up of it now, I want my exams....no I don't......yes I do....no you don't.......
TO BE CONTINUED!
Weather had improved, well improved what I mean is that it wasn't raining cats and dogs anymore, just cats.
Got up, did some revision for abit (Yay!). Completed God of War 2 (Nooooo! No more asskicking mythical creatures, now how am I supposed to procrastiate!)
Things were livened up when I went for a walk. Strolling around and noticed a big crowed. Wondered what the hell was going on infrot of the Library as there was soo many people standing there and was it really worth standing in the cold for. Also how much would it keep be busy for so I didn'[t have to go back to the computer.
Turned out the fire alarm had been set off though still things didn't look right. THe guards had put people miles back from the building (though it smells soo much some places in there I suppose the gases might have caused a bit of a bang) and they were redirecting staff to Rutherford and saying it wil be up to an hour before they were let back in. No word wether the alarm had been tripped.
Anyway wondered back, settled down to some work then wondered round to a friends. Reports were coming in of a Bomb scare. Well you know what students are like, guillible as hell, espescially this one. (Shudders at the thought of MagiKarp ((SEE SPELT IT RIGHT :P!))) Still didn't think much till I got really nosey and took a look. Looks like finally the over the top rumours were right as a large area of the central camppus was cornered off and the police had arrived. Still no offical word on what was going on but my big ears hear piked up that they recckoned it would be closed for another few hours. Indeed it was.
Was interesting though pondering if a bombscare could count as emittigating circumstances for our exams. Could we possibly convince them that our notes got lost in some sort of post evact dash? Nah, rather go with my dog eating them, even if he is kinda lacking in the fact that he doens't acutally exsist outside my own head. I've tried to prove that he does but sadly peopple are a little blind when t comes to imaginary friends. Shame.
A little fun phoneing Mum and sayign there had been a bomb scare. Wonder if 'Hi' would have been a better converstation opener?
Been nosing around on the internet. (I know, I know. Curiousity and the Catt and all) but no word still other then it is opened. VERY curious now, more urious then that dam monkey. Hmm...really fancy some bananna pancakes now.....
Where was I oh yes
Dam, stupid fucking students why do they have to be such morons and make loads of noise. Already the everning courus of dunking howlings have started. I think Bill Oddy should come here, theres plently of wild life.
Why is it that girls have that ablitly to screetch at such a high level. I swear is it to attract the attentions of the suitible annoying football hooligen chanting twat faced git or what!
Honestly what is the attraction for drunk, or sober, individuals to yell out like mating/dying wildebeats at unsocialble hours. Also whats the fasiantion of playing with fire estinguishers. Is it cause they are shiney? Maybe I should chuck some pennies out there to keep them amused.
At least not everyone in this building is a moron. Very nice girl that hides at the end of the hall way is very sweet. I mean she puts up with me randomly knocking on her door and ranting off into the early hours! Came in handy today when i was locked out, thank the gods she was in cause I really would have been waiting outside lol.
Sat back, chilled out watching a very funny movie which I have to borrow off her! Offered to rent out my TV to her. I'm sorry *stroke* TV, I don't mean to be your pimp but there are soo many needly, exam stressed students out there that need to watch some mindless stuff on TV.
Oh don't worry, I'll draw the line at Big Brother, your lovely glass face wil never be tanted with that horse shit. I mean why watch it when I'm living in it! *thinks she knows where they get the crazy people from*
Ok...now my neighbour is signing, very nice, no honestly it is. Thank god he is a trained singer. Feel sorry they he has to put up with this 'cat in the washer-dryer, being thrown down a flight of stairs, into the tree the n ran over by a tank' style singer like me.
Still, I got my come uppence today, just like the dam Tricksters I was revising. GOt well and truely splattered with my just disearts. Got mobbed by my friends after they couldn't get anyone else to volenter. Most. Embarrsing. Afternoon. Ever. Gonna be on my best behaviour now on so I don't piss them off.
BUt its soo hard to be good!
Do you want your ass kicked?
No...but
How about your neckalce busted again and being locked out of your room
Ooooh
Ok hows this, would you want another scary 'Behavour self' look from Emily
No, but I have mental age of a moron. I can't help myself!
Okies then, I'll tell her to keep that rolled up newspaper ready just in case
Ok *GRIN* I'll be good *pouts*
I REALLY need to see a shrink. Oh yeah I am tomorrow. Better put on my best white jacket *wonders if someone could help her with the straps at the back?* Keeping even more whacked out drreams.
1st it was Ferrets
Then a creepy dream
Now mroe dreams about my old junior school and people I've meet randomly over the years. Trust me, eating before going to bed, better then magic mushrooms.
Oh yeah, realyly REALLY must not a scary movie before bed. Even a second of one cause again they were really fucked up dreams.
What is it with people acting like 5 year olds. Ok I know I say I do all the time but I have my excuses, the fact perhaps I am totally stark raving bonkers is mostly he reason, plus its a little fun, still I'm the only one allowed to (other then Actual 5 year olds, its the perk of their jobs). just cause someone meets up with a guy a couple of times a week DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE GOING OUT TOGETHER OR THAT THEY FANCY THE PANTS OF EACH OTHER!!!!! Just ask Ant and Dec. So PLEASE cut out the stupid 'oooooo's' and 'aaaahhhh's', where are we, preschool? (Ok I am but still) GGGRRRR....fucking pisses me off! So does threats of texting said person dirty text messages on my stolen phone! I swear next we will be getting cootie injections. Actually need a booster shot.
Anyway better see f I can cram in any more stupid revision in today. Fed up of it now, I want my exams....no I don't......yes I do....no you don't.......
TO BE CONTINUED!