Being home rules.
Earlier today I was talking to my sister and my mom comes upstairs and she says something like, "They just had a thing on the news.. how to talk to your kids about Jaime Spears' pregnancy. DON'T DO IT [awkwardly pauses for a few seconds] ALANNA DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!? I interject, "Oh look how I'm left out of this!...She knows it's wayyyyy too late!!" My mother shouts back, "SHUT UP YOU!! AM I EVER ALLOWED TO BE SERIOUS?!?!" To which I replied, "Oh mommy I was dead serious." She responded with something like, "HEOFBNAVGUBAPIBHAP", and left.
I love my house.
I love my house.