Dec 06, 2007 14:45
Dear heart,
As much as I love you and appreciate all you do for me, I'd really like it if you stopped palpitating. I don't like being aware that you are there - life is much better when I can ignore you. Please don't take it personally.
Love,
Courtney
PS - If you could quit having a murmur too, that'd be great. I really enjoy caffeine.