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So I'm out of commission for awhile, laid up in bed and bored out of my mind. Two days ago I was at work, doing my thing when, outta nowhere a box full of shit fell on me. It broke a few of my ribs and, because I am one lucky guy, one of my ribs must've stabbed my lung or something. All I know is when i got the shit off me i couldn't breathe and then I passed out. Woke up in the hospital. Apparently they fixed me up and I have a huge bill to look forward to and a lot of bed rest to endure. I'm not very happy.
Who wants to come by and help me out? Nurse outfits optional.
Who wants to come by and help me out? Nurse outfits optional.