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Someone keeps trying to get my password because i have gotten numerous emails about a lost password. Well genius, in order to get that youd need my email password also. So I'll save you the trouble, my LJ password is jeffreardonisgod.
Jeff reardon (ex sox reliever) is charged with robbing a jewlery store. I dont know about you but if i was approached by a maniacal reardon armed with a broken seagrams bottle i'd give him anything he wanted. Mostly because he is Jeff Reardon but partly because his beard is getting out of control.
Old people flat out suck. I know this has been a topic that keeps rearing its head every now and then but old people never cease to amaze me. I made a discovery that will surely win me the nobel prize in octogenerian physics. People dont get slower because their DNA has been continually breaking down since birth, causing aging and the eventual death...that is horseshit scientry! Its because old people carry a federal reserves worth of coins in their pockets. Not just any coins, coins that have no use in todays society, like the rare Martin Van Buren 3 and a half cent piece, or metal slugs. Old people love carrying metal slugs.
This old man got so frustrated with trying to use an ordinary pen (after he tried to push down on the sharp tip with his thumb causing him to cut himself) he just gave up and refused to sign his credit card receipt and walked away, so i signed it for him: Abner J. Matlock.
This other guy was just so old i dont even wanna waste my energy complaining about his uselessness.
Game Over
Jeff reardon (ex sox reliever) is charged with robbing a jewlery store. I dont know about you but if i was approached by a maniacal reardon armed with a broken seagrams bottle i'd give him anything he wanted. Mostly because he is Jeff Reardon but partly because his beard is getting out of control.
Old people flat out suck. I know this has been a topic that keeps rearing its head every now and then but old people never cease to amaze me. I made a discovery that will surely win me the nobel prize in octogenerian physics. People dont get slower because their DNA has been continually breaking down since birth, causing aging and the eventual death...that is horseshit scientry! Its because old people carry a federal reserves worth of coins in their pockets. Not just any coins, coins that have no use in todays society, like the rare Martin Van Buren 3 and a half cent piece, or metal slugs. Old people love carrying metal slugs.
This old man got so frustrated with trying to use an ordinary pen (after he tried to push down on the sharp tip with his thumb causing him to cut himself) he just gave up and refused to sign his credit card receipt and walked away, so i signed it for him: Abner J. Matlock.
This other guy was just so old i dont even wanna waste my energy complaining about his uselessness.
Game Over