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fromsaintosinner: heather! i just almost choked on a shrek chicken nugget!
HeathrTheFeathr: u know what that means?
fromsaintosinner: what?
HeathrTheFeathr: shrek is trying to kill you!!!
fromsaintosinner: lol
fromsaintosinner: thats what it is
fromsaintosinner: he programmed the chicken nugget to kill me
HeathrTheFeathr: it's mass murder
HeathrTheFeathr: i knew he was up to no good
fromsaintosinner: its cuz he is green isnt it?
fromsaintosinner: you are being colorist
HeathrTheFeathr: u know all them green thingys so slimmy
HeathrTheFeathr: damn him he's trying to kill us all
fromsaintosinner: he is
fromsaintosinner: damnit
fromsaintosinner: i should like call his wife
HeathrTheFeathr: naw call donkey
HeathrTheFeathr: maybe he'll come over and make u waffuls
fromsaintosinner: mmm then we could have a sleep over and hed make us breakfast
fromsaintosinner: lol
HeathrTheFeathr: waffaals*
HeathrTheFeathr: waffals*
HeathrTheFeathr: well u know what i mean
fromsaintosinner: i do
fromsaintosinner: and i dont know how to spell it either
HeathrTheFeathr: cool now i don't feel so stupid
fromsaintosinner: good good
HeathrTheFeathr: lol
fromsaintosinner: you do madges homework?
HeathrTheFeathr: yea
fromsaintosinner: hmm i should get on that
HeathrTheFeathr: allie do u know the muffin man?
fromsaintosinner: the muffin man?
HeathrTheFeathr: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
HeathrTheFeathr: well his wife......
fromsaintosinner: his wife?!
HeathrTheFeathr: yea his wife is cheating on him and getting it on with the gingerbread man
fromsaintosinner: omg!
HeathrTheFeathr: yea i know
fromsaintosinner: isnt that his brother?!
HeathrTheFeathr: i thought it was his cousin
fromsaintosinner: maybe his cousin
fromsaintosinner: but they are related for sure
fromsaintosinner: what are the kids going to think?
HeathrTheFeathr: scandelous
fromsaintosinner: for sure
HeathrTheFeathr: they're going to be wondering whose their dad
HeathrTheFeathr: poor kids
fromsaintosinner: yup
fromsaintosinner: cousin dad
fromsaintosinner: wtf?!
fromsaintosinner: they will need a therapist
HeathrTheFeathr: or a straightjacket and a room with white padded walls
HeathrTheFeathr: saying i'll never tell.....
fromsaintosinner: true
HeathrTheFeathr: i can see it all now
fromsaintosinner: ..
HeathrTheFeathr: dun dun dun
fromsaintosinner: hah
fromsaintosinner: well
fromsaintosinner: maybe its for the best
HeathrTheFeathr: that was interesting
fromsaintosinner: cuz i hear hes been after little miss muffit for a while
HeathrTheFeathr: u know she's got a thing for mary? or was it her little lambs i forget which
fromsaintosinner: i think for her lambs
fromsaintosinner: well im hoping
HeathrTheFeathr: yea me 2
HeathrTheFeathr: but the lambs got the black sheep
fromsaintosinner: true true
HeathrTheFeathr: haha
HeathrTheFeathr: allie we're silly
fromsaintosinner: we are indeed
HeathrTheFeathr: u know what that means?
fromsaintosinner: what?
HeathrTheFeathr: shrek is trying to kill you!!!
fromsaintosinner: lol
fromsaintosinner: thats what it is
fromsaintosinner: he programmed the chicken nugget to kill me
HeathrTheFeathr: it's mass murder
HeathrTheFeathr: i knew he was up to no good
fromsaintosinner: its cuz he is green isnt it?
fromsaintosinner: you are being colorist
HeathrTheFeathr: u know all them green thingys so slimmy
HeathrTheFeathr: damn him he's trying to kill us all
fromsaintosinner: he is
fromsaintosinner: damnit
fromsaintosinner: i should like call his wife
HeathrTheFeathr: naw call donkey
HeathrTheFeathr: maybe he'll come over and make u waffuls
fromsaintosinner: mmm then we could have a sleep over and hed make us breakfast
fromsaintosinner: lol
HeathrTheFeathr: waffaals*
HeathrTheFeathr: waffals*
HeathrTheFeathr: well u know what i mean
fromsaintosinner: i do
fromsaintosinner: and i dont know how to spell it either
HeathrTheFeathr: cool now i don't feel so stupid
fromsaintosinner: good good
HeathrTheFeathr: lol
fromsaintosinner: you do madges homework?
HeathrTheFeathr: yea
fromsaintosinner: hmm i should get on that
HeathrTheFeathr: allie do u know the muffin man?
fromsaintosinner: the muffin man?
HeathrTheFeathr: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
HeathrTheFeathr: well his wife......
fromsaintosinner: his wife?!
HeathrTheFeathr: yea his wife is cheating on him and getting it on with the gingerbread man
fromsaintosinner: omg!
HeathrTheFeathr: yea i know
fromsaintosinner: isnt that his brother?!
HeathrTheFeathr: i thought it was his cousin
fromsaintosinner: maybe his cousin
fromsaintosinner: but they are related for sure
fromsaintosinner: what are the kids going to think?
HeathrTheFeathr: scandelous
fromsaintosinner: for sure
HeathrTheFeathr: they're going to be wondering whose their dad
HeathrTheFeathr: poor kids
fromsaintosinner: yup
fromsaintosinner: cousin dad
fromsaintosinner: wtf?!
fromsaintosinner: they will need a therapist
HeathrTheFeathr: or a straightjacket and a room with white padded walls
HeathrTheFeathr: saying i'll never tell.....
fromsaintosinner: true
HeathrTheFeathr: i can see it all now
fromsaintosinner: ..
HeathrTheFeathr: dun dun dun
fromsaintosinner: hah
fromsaintosinner: well
fromsaintosinner: maybe its for the best
HeathrTheFeathr: that was interesting
fromsaintosinner: cuz i hear hes been after little miss muffit for a while
HeathrTheFeathr: u know she's got a thing for mary? or was it her little lambs i forget which
fromsaintosinner: i think for her lambs
fromsaintosinner: well im hoping
HeathrTheFeathr: yea me 2
HeathrTheFeathr: but the lambs got the black sheep
fromsaintosinner: true true
HeathrTheFeathr: haha
HeathrTheFeathr: allie we're silly
fromsaintosinner: we are indeed