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BEST DREAM EVER LAST NIGHT, OMFG.
So I was Bella from Twilight. I had just gone to my car after school when I was ambushed by a young vampire, and not one of the Cullens or the other nice vampires, but one of the ebil ones. So the vampire took me into the woods and bit me and left me, where I waited out the pain and suffering of being turned into a vampire. Amazingly, no one found me. So there I was, a newborn vampire, before I had gotten married to Edward and had a kid and stuff. So basically I was like "WAAAAH MY LIFE IS OVERRRR." Somehow I had like, left Edward and Jacob and everyone and had moved in with Jessica, who had also been turned into a vampire. I told her about the Cullen's lifestyle, that they ate animals and not people and she was like, "Okay, I'll try that." So we hunted and ate and we lived like that for a year. Eventually Edward found us and was like "OMG BELLA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEE *SOB*" and it was like wtf Edward. So I was like, "Um. I didn't want to scare you. >>" AND HE LEANED IN TO KISS ME AND I WOKE UP RIGHT BEFORE HE KISSED ME WTF. DDD:
BY THE WAY...
Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by ~shinga on deviantART
AND
Head Trip - Breaking Dawn... by ~shinga on deviantART
So I was Bella from Twilight. I had just gone to my car after school when I was ambushed by a young vampire, and not one of the Cullens or the other nice vampires, but one of the ebil ones. So the vampire took me into the woods and bit me and left me, where I waited out the pain and suffering of being turned into a vampire. Amazingly, no one found me. So there I was, a newborn vampire, before I had gotten married to Edward and had a kid and stuff. So basically I was like "WAAAAH MY LIFE IS OVERRRR." Somehow I had like, left Edward and Jacob and everyone and had moved in with Jessica, who had also been turned into a vampire. I told her about the Cullen's lifestyle, that they ate animals and not people and she was like, "Okay, I'll try that." So we hunted and ate and we lived like that for a year. Eventually Edward found us and was like "OMG BELLA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL MEEEE *SOB*" and it was like wtf Edward. So I was like, "Um. I didn't want to scare you. >>" AND HE LEANED IN TO KISS ME AND I WOKE UP RIGHT BEFORE HE KISSED ME WTF. DDD:
BY THE WAY...
Head Trip - Twilight Sucks by ~shinga on deviantART
AND
Head Trip - Breaking Dawn... by ~shinga on deviantART