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I swear I am exposed to some of the weirdest people ever. Yesterday this girl in my university class told us her goal was to become a teacher and go live with an Inuit tribe in Alaska and teach in a one-room schoolhouse. WTF?
And this other girl told us that she isn't allowed to say the word "crap" and she finds those kind of words unnecessary. It took all I had in me to not say, "Oh, so does the word fuck offend you?" She probably would have fainted.
Weirdos.
I'm tired of this po-dunk town.
-Do you smoke weed?
-No.
-Oh, well you look like you would.
-Do you have a dildo up your ass?
-No.
-Oh, well you look like you would.
haha Nick Swardson