survey cause its 3:30 am and i never to go bed before 5:00
this shit was stolen from tom like a white kids bike in the bronx:
---------------------------------------------
Last Time You
Really Smiled: its been awhile
Laughed: tonite with jesse and lizzie. those kids crack me up
Cried: im a bitch i cry like once a week
Danced: in the car with jesse. car pits are ill you should try them
Drank: beer pong at kaits like 2 weeks ago but i havnt been drunk since new years
Smoked: never have never will. except cigars. damn i love cigars
Watched your favorite movie: last weekend
Had a nightmare: long time ago. i hate nightmares though.
Last thing you had to drink: water. which is weird cause i never drink water
Last time you showered: 45 mins ago
Last thing you ate: jack daniels flat iron steak from fridays. oh man its so delicious. ::old jewish grandma voice:: "Those mashed potatos are to die for!"
Regular Shit
Name: Josh
Do you like it?: i guess
Nicknames: J dubs, J nuts
Screen names: coreisntasuffix
Birthday: June 29th 1986
Sign: Cancer
Location: Massapequa park, New York
School: Nassau Community College
Status: single. date me. i dont play football or wrestle or anything but im kinda cool and i have sweet belts. seriously ask my mom.
Crush: a few here and there. nothin looks too promising though
Natural hair color: dark brown
Current hair color: dark brown
Eye color: blue
Height: 5'8 or 5'9. someone measure me cause i dont know
Birthplace: some jewish medical center in bayside queens.
Shoe size: 12 1/2 or 13 depending on the shoe.
Family
Parents: Jan
Siblings: Cassie
Live with: Madre
Favorite relative: my cousins are all awesome. my grandmas kick ass too, especially when they cook jewish food and put it in tupperware for my mom to bring back home. damn i love jewish grandmas
Favorites
Number: 7
Color: blue, dark brown, black
Day: Friday
Month: june, august
Songs: theres like 2 million but id say anything with sweet breakdowns or cool guitar/drum riffs
Movie: napoleon dynomite obviously, identity, boondock saints
Food: STEAK
Season: summer. used to be spring. but summer now.
Class: my french classes were always sick cause my teachers loved me even though i sucked so much at french
Teacher: eh. they all kinda suck i guess
Drink: 3. Michelobe Ultra 2. Bud light 1. Miller light
Veggie: im a sucker for artichokes
TV Show: chappells show, family guy, the simpsons. gotta love cartoons.
Radio Station: the radio sucks so much. cds all the way yo
Animal: turtles are really slow. but really really small puppies are so cute i wanna mosh them to death.
Flower: habiscus flowers are like..cool. surf chicks. wee.
State: Massachusetts. Boston is the best place ever.
Love and Relationships
Do you have a gf?: nooooo
Do you have a crush?: a few. this question was already asked. christ.
How long have you liked him/her?: long enough to get angry at the situation
Why do you like this person?: i dunno. i dont wanna talk about it. fuck you survey.
How long was your longest relationship?: 11 months
How long was your shortest relationship?: hahahahaha like 3 periods in school in like 9th grade
Who was your first love?: Mary
What do you miss about them?: all the good shit like..being loved. and shit.
The Past
What is the one thing you would change about your past?: i would have never have gone to hofstra for a semester. i met a few cool people but it was a really bad experience. def should have started at nassau.
Last thing you saw: my check from work. $236.66 baby.
Last thing you heard: armor for sleep
Last thing you said: "i'll do it tomorrow"
The Present
What are you wearing: wow. hofstra shorts. thats about it people.
What are you doing?: listening to armor for sleep in my room and thinking about what im gonna do tomorrow
Who are you talking to?: i was talking to tom cause hes the only kid up this late on a tuesday night lol. or wednesday morning. whatever.
What song are you listening to?: Armor for sleep - "slip like space"
Where are you?: mah room shawty
Are you online?: yeah
How are you feeling?: a little sick. a little nostalgic. a little bored.
Future
What day is it tomorrow?: Wednesday
What are you going to do after this?: sleep hopefully.
Who are you going to talk to?: no one till tomorrow
Where are you going to go?: maybe the fridge to get a frosty beverage.
How old will you be when you graduate?: from nassau...prob 19. other place maybe 21 maybe 22.
What are you going to do?: be famous
What do you wanna be?: a producer. like dr dre. only less black. and more emoXindieXrawk
What is one of your dreams?: to be in love forever
Where will you be in 25 years?: either married with beautiful kids and a huge house or pissing all over george bush's grave after i kill his black ass
Who..
Makes you laugh the most: brett is fucking so funny. jesse and cowbizzle and the crew makes me crack up as well. frank is so funny 2. and mike d makes me laugh. most of my friends are hilarious fucks.
Makes you smile: just girls. girls are the only people who make me smile hahah. but they havnt done that in a while.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: anyone i was close with and hadnt seen for like months
Has a crush on you: eh. no one? if u do tell me cause chances are ill take you to dinner haha
So do you date? not really "date". maybe if a chick was like "yo playa" id be like holla yo
Have you ever have a 3-some?: yeah but i forgot to invite 2 girls so it was just me. that plan died out fast.
date older guys?: ew.
Do you have a crush on: i cant say. cause they might read this and ill blush like a junior high teenie bopper
Can make you feel better no matter what: mike d cause he would do anything to cheer me up. and brett. and frank. yeah my friends are really good to me haha maybe i should buy them all happy meals or something
Have You..
Fallen for your best friend?: maybe in one way or another but nothing huge
Made out with JUST a friend?: i guess so
Been rejected?: yeah like twice a day
Been in love?: i think. i know it can get better though.
Been in lust?: um sure
Used someone?: never
Been used?: yeah ask me about it its a funny one
Cheated on someone?: no thats hit is so stupid
Been cheated on?: i need more than one hand to count that shit
Been the other girl: ive never been any girl. except a spice girl in the 6th grade talent show. fuck i cant believe i just told people that. wow. theres a good explination for that one too
Been kissed?: yeah. making out is like the best thing ever. seriously.
Done something you regret?: yeah everyone has
Who Was The Last Person..
You touched?: hi fived jesse when he get out of my car tonite
You talked to?: tom.
You hugged?: lizzie!
You instant messaged?: tom.
You kissed?: allix.
Yelled at?: i yell "COWBIZZLE!" at alex whenever i see him. cause hes the fuckin cowboy. duh.
You laughed with?: jesse and lizzie at fridays
Who broke your heart?: eh. ask me i dont feel like talking about it at 4 am.
Who told you they loved you?: no one who really meant it i dont think
Other
Do you write in cursive or print?: print dude. cursive is nothing but a cool band
Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty
What is your sexual preference?: the ladies
What piercings do you have?: none i want eyebrow though
Have any tattoos? nope but i want my 3 stars on the forearm. long story behind it. nothing to do with HRC or straghtedge or anything. but i hate needles and im a bitch.
Do you drive?: Yeah but my 2000 ford explorer breaks down more than unearth
Do you have glasses or braces?: i have glasses but i wear contacts all the time. braces ugh. they are comin off soon. they are the clear ones though so i dont look like a peen.
Did you like this survey?: i did a little while ago but now its kinda bothering me
Physical Appearance
What do you most like about your body?: my eyes. its the only thing the ladies adore
How many fillings do you have?: oh god. like 9 or 10 i think. i love candy and im addicted to gum. spearmint gum.
Do you think you're good looking?: nope
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: not often. every now and then. which is cool. but lying wont get you into heaven yo.
Do you look like any celebrities?: jennifer love hewitt. shes insanely perfect
Do you wear a watch?: my spongebob watch is cool but i only wear watches on special occasions. prom, sweet 16s (havnt been to one in ages though), and like weddings and shit.
How many coats and jackets do you own?: like 10 track jackets, and 2 winter coats.
Favorite pants/skirt color?: my gap womens size 8 jeans. holla.
Most expensive item of clothing?: my stepdad got me an abercrombie hoodie thats like 80 bucks. i have some things from urban outfitters that are insanely overpriced
Most treasured?: fashioncore tee haha it fits so well...um my black track jacket with orange and purple stripe...my white track jacket with red and black and shit...
What kind of shoes do you wear?: adidas, pumas. i want a pair of asics
Describe your style in one word: X hXc X
---------------------------------------------
Last Time You
Really Smiled: its been awhile
Laughed: tonite with jesse and lizzie. those kids crack me up
Cried: im a bitch i cry like once a week
Danced: in the car with jesse. car pits are ill you should try them
Drank: beer pong at kaits like 2 weeks ago but i havnt been drunk since new years
Smoked: never have never will. except cigars. damn i love cigars
Watched your favorite movie: last weekend
Had a nightmare: long time ago. i hate nightmares though.
Last thing you had to drink: water. which is weird cause i never drink water
Last time you showered: 45 mins ago
Last thing you ate: jack daniels flat iron steak from fridays. oh man its so delicious. ::old jewish grandma voice:: "Those mashed potatos are to die for!"
Regular Shit
Name: Josh
Do you like it?: i guess
Nicknames: J dubs, J nuts
Screen names: coreisntasuffix
Birthday: June 29th 1986
Sign: Cancer
Location: Massapequa park, New York
School: Nassau Community College
Status: single. date me. i dont play football or wrestle or anything but im kinda cool and i have sweet belts. seriously ask my mom.
Crush: a few here and there. nothin looks too promising though
Natural hair color: dark brown
Current hair color: dark brown
Eye color: blue
Height: 5'8 or 5'9. someone measure me cause i dont know
Birthplace: some jewish medical center in bayside queens.
Shoe size: 12 1/2 or 13 depending on the shoe.
Family
Parents: Jan
Siblings: Cassie
Live with: Madre
Favorite relative: my cousins are all awesome. my grandmas kick ass too, especially when they cook jewish food and put it in tupperware for my mom to bring back home. damn i love jewish grandmas
Favorites
Number: 7
Color: blue, dark brown, black
Day: Friday
Month: june, august
Songs: theres like 2 million but id say anything with sweet breakdowns or cool guitar/drum riffs
Movie: napoleon dynomite obviously, identity, boondock saints
Food: STEAK
Season: summer. used to be spring. but summer now.
Class: my french classes were always sick cause my teachers loved me even though i sucked so much at french
Teacher: eh. they all kinda suck i guess
Drink: 3. Michelobe Ultra 2. Bud light 1. Miller light
Veggie: im a sucker for artichokes
TV Show: chappells show, family guy, the simpsons. gotta love cartoons.
Radio Station: the radio sucks so much. cds all the way yo
Animal: turtles are really slow. but really really small puppies are so cute i wanna mosh them to death.
Flower: habiscus flowers are like..cool. surf chicks. wee.
State: Massachusetts. Boston is the best place ever.
Love and Relationships
Do you have a gf?: nooooo
Do you have a crush?: a few. this question was already asked. christ.
How long have you liked him/her?: long enough to get angry at the situation
Why do you like this person?: i dunno. i dont wanna talk about it. fuck you survey.
How long was your longest relationship?: 11 months
How long was your shortest relationship?: hahahahaha like 3 periods in school in like 9th grade
Who was your first love?: Mary
What do you miss about them?: all the good shit like..being loved. and shit.
The Past
What is the one thing you would change about your past?: i would have never have gone to hofstra for a semester. i met a few cool people but it was a really bad experience. def should have started at nassau.
Last thing you saw: my check from work. $236.66 baby.
Last thing you heard: armor for sleep
Last thing you said: "i'll do it tomorrow"
The Present
What are you wearing: wow. hofstra shorts. thats about it people.
What are you doing?: listening to armor for sleep in my room and thinking about what im gonna do tomorrow
Who are you talking to?: i was talking to tom cause hes the only kid up this late on a tuesday night lol. or wednesday morning. whatever.
What song are you listening to?: Armor for sleep - "slip like space"
Where are you?: mah room shawty
Are you online?: yeah
How are you feeling?: a little sick. a little nostalgic. a little bored.
Future
What day is it tomorrow?: Wednesday
What are you going to do after this?: sleep hopefully.
Who are you going to talk to?: no one till tomorrow
Where are you going to go?: maybe the fridge to get a frosty beverage.
How old will you be when you graduate?: from nassau...prob 19. other place maybe 21 maybe 22.
What are you going to do?: be famous
What do you wanna be?: a producer. like dr dre. only less black. and more emoXindieXrawk
What is one of your dreams?: to be in love forever
Where will you be in 25 years?: either married with beautiful kids and a huge house or pissing all over george bush's grave after i kill his black ass
Who..
Makes you laugh the most: brett is fucking so funny. jesse and cowbizzle and the crew makes me crack up as well. frank is so funny 2. and mike d makes me laugh. most of my friends are hilarious fucks.
Makes you smile: just girls. girls are the only people who make me smile hahah. but they havnt done that in a while.
Gives you a funny feeling when you see them: anyone i was close with and hadnt seen for like months
Has a crush on you: eh. no one? if u do tell me cause chances are ill take you to dinner haha
So do you date? not really "date". maybe if a chick was like "yo playa" id be like holla yo
Have you ever have a 3-some?: yeah but i forgot to invite 2 girls so it was just me. that plan died out fast.
date older guys?: ew.
Do you have a crush on: i cant say. cause they might read this and ill blush like a junior high teenie bopper
Can make you feel better no matter what: mike d cause he would do anything to cheer me up. and brett. and frank. yeah my friends are really good to me haha maybe i should buy them all happy meals or something
Have You..
Fallen for your best friend?: maybe in one way or another but nothing huge
Made out with JUST a friend?: i guess so
Been rejected?: yeah like twice a day
Been in love?: i think. i know it can get better though.
Been in lust?: um sure
Used someone?: never
Been used?: yeah ask me about it its a funny one
Cheated on someone?: no thats hit is so stupid
Been cheated on?: i need more than one hand to count that shit
Been the other girl: ive never been any girl. except a spice girl in the 6th grade talent show. fuck i cant believe i just told people that. wow. theres a good explination for that one too
Been kissed?: yeah. making out is like the best thing ever. seriously.
Done something you regret?: yeah everyone has
Who Was The Last Person..
You touched?: hi fived jesse when he get out of my car tonite
You talked to?: tom.
You hugged?: lizzie!
You instant messaged?: tom.
You kissed?: allix.
Yelled at?: i yell "COWBIZZLE!" at alex whenever i see him. cause hes the fuckin cowboy. duh.
You laughed with?: jesse and lizzie at fridays
Who broke your heart?: eh. ask me i dont feel like talking about it at 4 am.
Who told you they loved you?: no one who really meant it i dont think
Other
Do you write in cursive or print?: print dude. cursive is nothing but a cool band
Are you a lefty or a righty?: righty
What is your sexual preference?: the ladies
What piercings do you have?: none i want eyebrow though
Have any tattoos? nope but i want my 3 stars on the forearm. long story behind it. nothing to do with HRC or straghtedge or anything. but i hate needles and im a bitch.
Do you drive?: Yeah but my 2000 ford explorer breaks down more than unearth
Do you have glasses or braces?: i have glasses but i wear contacts all the time. braces ugh. they are comin off soon. they are the clear ones though so i dont look like a peen.
Did you like this survey?: i did a little while ago but now its kinda bothering me
Physical Appearance
What do you most like about your body?: my eyes. its the only thing the ladies adore
How many fillings do you have?: oh god. like 9 or 10 i think. i love candy and im addicted to gum. spearmint gum.
Do you think you're good looking?: nope
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?: not often. every now and then. which is cool. but lying wont get you into heaven yo.
Do you look like any celebrities?: jennifer love hewitt. shes insanely perfect
Do you wear a watch?: my spongebob watch is cool but i only wear watches on special occasions. prom, sweet 16s (havnt been to one in ages though), and like weddings and shit.
How many coats and jackets do you own?: like 10 track jackets, and 2 winter coats.
Favorite pants/skirt color?: my gap womens size 8 jeans. holla.
Most expensive item of clothing?: my stepdad got me an abercrombie hoodie thats like 80 bucks. i have some things from urban outfitters that are insanely overpriced
Most treasured?: fashioncore tee haha it fits so well...um my black track jacket with orange and purple stripe...my white track jacket with red and black and shit...
What kind of shoes do you wear?: adidas, pumas. i want a pair of asics
Describe your style in one word: X hXc X