AAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
and this is why you don't ...
1. download myspaceIM onto our chem library computer
2. leave yourself logged in for anyone to fuck around with
i (i say i, but trust me it was a group effort) play the role of lirie16840 in this little story
she's a freshman chemistry major
and she gets what she deserves for being stupid
(we also took the liberty of changing her password to myspace, emailing porn to her parents who just so happened to be her myspace friends (awwww), and changing all of her profile answers....all because we were bored)
heartmekate:
hi niki
liriel6840:
hey
heartmekate:
how r u?
liriel6840:
tired!
you?
heartmekate:
good
*** You've been HUGGED! ***
liriel6840:
awwww
heartmekate:
i miss yall
liriel6840:
i miss you too i guess
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***
liriel6840:
*** HI-FIVING! ***
heartmekate:
*** You've been PUNK'D! ***
liriel6840:
*** GOOSING! ***
heartmekate:
lol
haha
omg lol
liriel6840:
hahaha
goosing?
haha
what exactly is goosing?
heartmekate:
??crazy??
liriel6840:
*** RASPBERRY'ING! ***
heartmekate:
ewwwwwwwww it farted
hahahaha
lol
liriel6840:
the computer im on doesn't have sound
heartmekate:
ooooooooo lkol
lol
liriel6840:
so what's up?
heartmekate:
nm just finished my homework .......u?
liriel6840:
i'm making out with some random guy in the computer lab
heartmekate:
yea totally
lol
liriel6840:
yep it's getting pretty steamy!
heartmekate:
omg
lol
liriel6840:
it started out all he wanted was a pen
but
he got more than he bargained for
i reached my hand down his pants...and well...
heartmekate:
omg
stop it
liriel6840:
*** TORCHING! ***
liriel6840:
uh oh
he's taking off some clothes lol
heartmekate:
*** You've been ZAPPED! ***
lol
quit!!!!
liriel6840:
haha
i won't quit!
so any new gossip?
heartmekate:
r u srrious though
I like some1
wait r u serious
liriel6840:
of course i'm serious!!!!!
ohhhhh who do you like?
heartmekate:
a guy named brent lewellen hes sweet charming cute and funny
liriel6840:
does he know you like him?
you know men only want the vag from you
heartmekate:
sourt of but i think he only sees us as friends
what u r being gross
liriel6840:
just go up to him and flash him!
he'll get the idea
heartmekate:
omg stop
liriel6840:
well, i'm off to get fucked now - i guess we're going to go have some fun...i'll probably suck his dick a little, and then let him shoot it all over my face
heartmekate:
i cant believe u
what is ur problem
im telling mom
liriel6840:
shit he just got jizz all over my new sweater!
heartmekate:
why r u doing this?????????????
liriel6840:
because i fucking hate you slut
bye bitch
THE END
thank you, thank you.....
1. download myspaceIM onto our chem library computer
2. leave yourself logged in for anyone to fuck around with
i (i say i, but trust me it was a group effort) play the role of lirie16840 in this little story
she's a freshman chemistry major
and she gets what she deserves for being stupid
(we also took the liberty of changing her password to myspace, emailing porn to her parents who just so happened to be her myspace friends (awwww), and changing all of her profile answers....all because we were bored)
heartmekate:
hi niki
liriel6840:
hey
heartmekate:
how r u?
liriel6840:
tired!
you?
heartmekate:
good
*** You've been HUGGED! ***
liriel6840:
awwww
heartmekate:
i miss yall
liriel6840:
i miss you too i guess
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***
liriel6840:
*** HI-FIVING! ***
heartmekate:
*** You've been PUNK'D! ***
liriel6840:
*** GOOSING! ***
heartmekate:
lol
haha
omg lol
liriel6840:
hahaha
goosing?
haha
what exactly is goosing?
heartmekate:
??crazy??
liriel6840:
*** RASPBERRY'ING! ***
heartmekate:
ewwwwwwwww it farted
hahahaha
lol
liriel6840:
the computer im on doesn't have sound
heartmekate:
ooooooooo lkol
lol
liriel6840:
so what's up?
heartmekate:
nm just finished my homework .......u?
liriel6840:
i'm making out with some random guy in the computer lab
heartmekate:
yea totally
lol
liriel6840:
yep it's getting pretty steamy!
heartmekate:
omg
lol
liriel6840:
it started out all he wanted was a pen
but
he got more than he bargained for
i reached my hand down his pants...and well...
heartmekate:
omg
stop it
liriel6840:
*** TORCHING! ***
liriel6840:
uh oh
he's taking off some clothes lol
heartmekate:
*** You've been ZAPPED! ***
lol
quit!!!!
liriel6840:
haha
i won't quit!
so any new gossip?
heartmekate:
r u srrious though
I like some1
wait r u serious
liriel6840:
of course i'm serious!!!!!
ohhhhh who do you like?
heartmekate:
a guy named brent lewellen hes sweet charming cute and funny
liriel6840:
does he know you like him?
you know men only want the vag from you
heartmekate:
sourt of but i think he only sees us as friends
what u r being gross
liriel6840:
just go up to him and flash him!
he'll get the idea
heartmekate:
omg stop
liriel6840:
well, i'm off to get fucked now - i guess we're going to go have some fun...i'll probably suck his dick a little, and then let him shoot it all over my face
heartmekate:
i cant believe u
what is ur problem
im telling mom
liriel6840:
shit he just got jizz all over my new sweater!
heartmekate:
why r u doing this?????????????
liriel6840:
because i fucking hate you slut
bye bitch
THE END
thank you, thank you.....