THE GRAND OPENING
Hello everybody. My name is Willard Theodore Fitzgeraldo and it seems you have stumbled onto my little corner of cyberspace! Greetings! I would like to welcome you to my Living Journal where I will keep you updated on the many adventurous and exciting happenings of my life. Welcome!
While indulging on my undoubtedly riveting topics, I will rant to an elusive and mysterious audience as if anyone cares enough to comment on or even read what I have to say until I add hundreds of "friends" to my list, thereby giving meaning to my life by typing one sentence responses to my philosophical and highly fascinating entries. Greetings!
You may notice that I am very smart because of my strategical use of the Shift key. Please take note of that.
but sometimes i go wacky and crazy and let it all hang out :) hehe. Greetings!
The only requirement for the amazing technicolor experience of reading my Living Journal is a sense of humor. Unless you're stupid. So nevermind. Go away. Greetings!
Please add me to your friends list or I will slash my throat with the shards of misery that my life has become without you.
While indulging on my undoubtedly riveting topics, I will rant to an elusive and mysterious audience as if anyone cares enough to comment on or even read what I have to say until I add hundreds of "friends" to my list, thereby giving meaning to my life by typing one sentence responses to my philosophical and highly fascinating entries. Greetings!
You may notice that I am very smart because of my strategical use of the Shift key. Please take note of that.
but sometimes i go wacky and crazy and let it all hang out :) hehe. Greetings!
The only requirement for the amazing technicolor experience of reading my Living Journal is a sense of humor. Unless you're stupid. So nevermind. Go away. Greetings!
Please add me to your friends list or I will slash my throat with the shards of misery that my life has become without you.