soccer day and the love of my life
ok so today was hot not like tempature like on fire and not like a match but just a great day .... i started out wear high black socks and last years hardcore trendy velcro shoes white mesh shorts and fucking blue flannel and my high school lax wind breaker from 4 years ago...its pouring rain outside like cats and hoover vaccums or dogs if that previous one made no cents (cha ching)..ok my friends pull up at front i finsh my beer, chuck it in the trash can and run to the car.. we were off FUCKING SOCCER DAY all of the bitches and assholes that came out will remember this day as the best day of our lives... flash flood warnings started at 8 am 3:30 rolls by and we are all pulling up to field...mud puddles every where rain pouring down from the heavens like god pissing after a night with jack danniels and jimmy bean and chaser of a mickeys 40 oz malt liqour...all hell broke loose we started playing corpses sliding into one another taking out each others legs.... ddt's , and body slams, arm swinging you name it we did it....we all ate mud like it was feast of great food..or more like when your mom keeps pushing the gerber back into your mouth with a spoon and everytime you spit it back out she pushes it back in....awsome....then we went sliding down monument hill wich is a big hill. there is a creek at the bottom of this hill and it had over flowed onto half of the park. we went into the rapid waters wich happened to be flowing where i would normally walk to get over the bridge...wierd you say..uhh yes indeed..so after 2 hours we finish...we go home to clean all the mud and grass and worms that were floating in the puddles of mud out of our ears and asses..it was great.....we all met up afterwards looking, smelling like a million bucks..and we ate at New Harmony A vegan Chienese restaurant ahhh its so great... i ate 2 spring rolls and steamed brown rice and shrimp fried dumplings ewwewewewe they were gross but then it happened i was handed a plate full of like 12 Fried Bananas aww man i was done looking...i had found my one true love. every piece of banana dipped in a doughnut type crust and they fried...man you havent found love untill youve met the greatest gal in the world..her name is Fried Banana....awwww how much i love you.....good night