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i decided to peruse the "hobgoblin" thread, and these are a few gems that were posted as "for real"serious replies that are making me laugh: ( in the "[ ]" are my comments about these freaks. )
1. "Oh ho ho!
Well I first would cut my friends hair off. [ holy fucking crap! WHAT? HAHA!]
Then I would kick my friend in the mouth and slap her a lot [ repeat above ]
Then I'd kick Mr. Devadoss's balls and all the other stupid immature boys.
I'd start a food fight."
2. i would have unprotected sex with your mother [ haha your mom goes to college ]
3. If I were a hobgoblin for 24 hours, I would fly to the town that my dad lives in [and if hobgoblins don't have wings, I am a mutant, and my mother was a hawk] and rip out his stepdaughter's hair [ ummmmmmmm....]
4. id rape some retarded women, beat some fat cunts up (women), rape your mom. [ ! . ]
murder a few people, commit terrorism, commit armed robbery, urinate on some cops, urinate on the retards, rape some women. [ urinating on THE retards is so inappropriately funny to me for some reason...haha ]
5. Well I would definitely do some pillaging. Then I'd steal some stuff. Throw a TV out a window. Set a near by forest on fire. [ SET A FUCKING FOREST ON FIRE? HAHAHAHHA WHAAAAAAT ]
You know... that kind of fun stuff you dream about doing to those you hate. [ haha i can think of a couple, actually ]
6. I would eat a baby.
Just to see what they actually taste like.
7. i dont even know what the fuck that is.
8. Hobgoblins are pussys, they don't know the first thing about wreaking havoc. I eat hobgoblins for breakfast.
The sort of havoc I wreak is what hobgoblins only dream of wreaking.
the internetz is serious business. haha this was ridiculous.