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May 30, 2005 18:37

So, yesterday I was feeling bad for the shit my mom has gone through in her life.
But you know what? Bad things happen to bad people. People have done shit to her and
instead of letting it go or trying to resolve a problem she goes off and blames other
for her problems and the shit she is getting.&this brings in more people to be pissed at
her for taking it out at her and it turns into this huge cyle of continous people being
mad at each other. Well now to the story. My mom was in a normal mood we got home and she
went pycho. She went to my room grabbed all the shit in my drawers and started throwing
them on the ground. then she finally left for work. she comes back and goes to the refrigerator
looking for some nicaraguan type chesse, it wasn't there so she was like"JAHAYRAAAA, JAHAAYRAA. MULA. MULA" yeah she was calling me a mule. And she starts blaming me for the lost chesse and
implies that i ate it all or gave it away. Then she lost the keys for the car to go to work.
and she has to go back to the laundry room to get the spare car key. On her way there, the
ironing board was in the middle of the hallway. She gets it and fucking THROWS it at me and
my dad, we didn't even touch it and it somehow bounces and hits her back! and i was like DAYUUM
KARMA IS A BITCH.well she finally left&everyone was like finally. Split second later she calls me.
"yeah?"
"IM GOING TO CANCEL YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT THE GYM. YOU ARE ALREADY FAT SO I DONT CARE IF YOU GET ANY FATTER"
"okay, sorry for being fucking OBESE, i guess i turned out like you huh?"

They are my bestfriends. ♥





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