Funny Parody of Dubbya and Stem Cells...
Okay... so I have a really bad sense of humor...
If Stem Cell Research and Bashing Bush are against your... beliefs or whatever, DON'T READ!
Or... do... it's just reeeaaaly funny... It's a parody...
TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE!
PARA-PHRASED! I DON'T OWN ANY OF IT!!
You can get this podcast for free on itunes... it is called 'The President's Weekly Radio Address' which you can type into the search feature...
July 29, 2006- Stem Cell Babies
And now a message from the President of the United States, George W. Bush...
>Good morning. Last week I veto'd legislation that would have allowed federal funds to finance research on micro-scopic stem cells, which I believe are precious, human life. I can not stand by while frozen, fertilized embryos are discarded for science.
>Therefore, I have adopted 32 of these stem cell lines. My favorite is George Jr. From what I can see in the microscope, he has my nucleotides. I have set up a lovely microscopic nursery in one of the draws in my desk. I had my scientists build special cribs that are just a few microns long in anticipation of the arrival today of the sub-atomic stork.
>When they are hungry I will pour milk on their slides until their little nucleus' are full. I will bounce the cells on my knee until they are either giggling with glee, or lost forever in the fibers of my pants, in which case I will organize an immediate search to locate them.
>I will take them to the zoo. And to the water park, in tiny little strollers, and let them experience everything that life has to offer... before they melt.
>Laura and I have applications to adopt several more of these stem cell lines next week, which will bring the # of children in our family to 92. I am going to have to get a bigger drawer!
> Heh, thanks for listening, and God bless you!
If Stem Cell Research and Bashing Bush are against your... beliefs or whatever, DON'T READ!
Or... do... it's just reeeaaaly funny... It's a parody...
TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE!
PARA-PHRASED! I DON'T OWN ANY OF IT!!
You can get this podcast for free on itunes... it is called 'The President's Weekly Radio Address' which you can type into the search feature...
July 29, 2006- Stem Cell Babies
And now a message from the President of the United States, George W. Bush...
>Good morning. Last week I veto'd legislation that would have allowed federal funds to finance research on micro-scopic stem cells, which I believe are precious, human life. I can not stand by while frozen, fertilized embryos are discarded for science.
>Therefore, I have adopted 32 of these stem cell lines. My favorite is George Jr. From what I can see in the microscope, he has my nucleotides. I have set up a lovely microscopic nursery in one of the draws in my desk. I had my scientists build special cribs that are just a few microns long in anticipation of the arrival today of the sub-atomic stork.
>When they are hungry I will pour milk on their slides until their little nucleus' are full. I will bounce the cells on my knee until they are either giggling with glee, or lost forever in the fibers of my pants, in which case I will organize an immediate search to locate them.
>I will take them to the zoo. And to the water park, in tiny little strollers, and let them experience everything that life has to offer... before they melt.
>Laura and I have applications to adopt several more of these stem cell lines next week, which will bring the # of children in our family to 92. I am going to have to get a bigger drawer!
> Heh, thanks for listening, and God bless you!