people who have prepaid cellphones should not be allowed to have children
I'm serious. I think if you can't afford a cellphone nowadays, you can't afford a child. If you have a child, you must surrender it to human services immediately. Who would pick a crappy, pre-paid cellphone over a child? You would be suprised.
Yesterday, when I went in to pay my phone bill, there were the most annoying little girls....they weren't even children they were gremlins. When I saw them hitting each other, in dirty clothes (yuck, I felt itchy and like I had lice just looking at them) then looked at white trash mama, decked out in pink eeyore pajamas (who goes to the mall like that?) I realized that was the problem. I felt bad for her, because she obviously must still be wore out for giving birth to such menacing monsters.
I seriously, think my vagina sewed itself shut after watch that display.
But I bought some new shoes! Work shoes, but still, I really needed them. My feet would hurt so bad after work. I also got my mom's old computer, its such a piece of shit, stupid windows me. I totally took out the memory cards last night, I wanted to see if I had 3 RAM slots like I do in my old computer, and I was so tired I put the RAM back in upside down, and I couldn't figure out what the heck was wrong with it. So I called Bernice and told her and Lowell my problem and he says "Is it upside down?"
Dumbass.
Anyways, I'm at work, I have to go and deliver some cheese to Lucas (exec. chef). Fuck walking, I'm driving over there, I have to go to the bank anyways.
xo d
Yesterday, when I went in to pay my phone bill, there were the most annoying little girls....they weren't even children they were gremlins. When I saw them hitting each other, in dirty clothes (yuck, I felt itchy and like I had lice just looking at them) then looked at white trash mama, decked out in pink eeyore pajamas (who goes to the mall like that?) I realized that was the problem. I felt bad for her, because she obviously must still be wore out for giving birth to such menacing monsters.
I seriously, think my vagina sewed itself shut after watch that display.
But I bought some new shoes! Work shoes, but still, I really needed them. My feet would hurt so bad after work. I also got my mom's old computer, its such a piece of shit, stupid windows me. I totally took out the memory cards last night, I wanted to see if I had 3 RAM slots like I do in my old computer, and I was so tired I put the RAM back in upside down, and I couldn't figure out what the heck was wrong with it. So I called Bernice and told her and Lowell my problem and he says "Is it upside down?"
Dumbass.
Anyways, I'm at work, I have to go and deliver some cheese to Lucas (exec. chef). Fuck walking, I'm driving over there, I have to go to the bank anyways.
xo d