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[xcyanide_eyesx]

xCyanideyesx: MIKE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A WHITE ..... NOT MUSCLY GIRL
xCyanideyesx: IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOL WORLD
OMG Its Bartlett: Oh yes I do,
xCyanideyesx: ....im sure
OMG Its Bartlett: I used to be a not muscly white catholic school girl.
OMG Its Bartlett: Then the "accident" happened.
xCyanideyesx: WTF
OMG Its Bartlett: It was horrible.
OMG Its Bartlett: Seagulls and pretzels everywhere.
OMG Its Bartlett: Man, I relive that day in my dreams.
xCyanideyesx: hahaha
xCyanideyesx: your accident day?
OMG Its Bartlett: Yes.
OMG Its Bartlett: -shudder-
xCyanideyesx: ...
xCyanideyesx: im sorry
xCyanideyesx: let it out
OMG Its Bartlett: Well, I was walking along the boardwalk...
xCyanideyesx: ...
OMG Its Bartlett: And then a black dude named Sam tried to rape me...
OMG Its Bartlett: And I ran away...
xCyanideyesx: ....
OMG Its Bartlett: But I tripped over a hobo....
OMG Its Bartlett: And his pretzels went everywhere...
OMG Its Bartlett: And then the seagulls came...
xCyanideyesx: ...
OMG Its Bartlett: Then I woke up and I was fat and ugly and a guy.
xCyanideyesx: OMG
xCyanideyesx: .....thats so sad
OMG Its Bartlett: I know.

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