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Jul 28, 2005 07:22


[01:36:15 AM] Derrick: i was whispering because i didn't want to offend ya
[01:36:50 AM] Derrick: if i asked "whats a deadbone" to ya you would have said "you retard, how do you not know what that is?!"
[01:37:56 AM] Derrick: and you're someone with high intergrity for yourself, didn't want to offend ya with something dirty :P
[01:40:53 AM] Derrick: so i whispered so it wouldn't be so personal

[01:33:45 PM] Derrick: hey i don't want to sound like a rude wise guy giving out opioins others don't need, but why not turn off ye comp when ya don't need it? (i like to be environmentally friendly, except if insects crawl into my house)

[10:58:02 PM] Derrick: how are ya gonna treat him when ya do get married? :P
[10:58:18 PM] ßo?? agai? s: i'm going to tear his ass up
[11:21:06 PM] Derrick: eh not happy marriage in a small ville with kids? ;)
[11:21:42 PM] ßo?? agai? s: i'm going to beat him like a texan.
[11:49:06 PM] Derrick: so ya gonna marry him once he turns 18?
[11:49:43 PM] ßo?? agai? s: here is the plan.
1. finish high school.
2. don't plan too far ahead.
3. let things happen as they happen.. and not any faster
than that.
[11:52:57 PM] Derrick: 4. tear your bf's bum?
[11:53:51 PM] ßo?? agai? s: yes. that was number 4.
[12:21:58 AM] Derrick: http://www.irreality.net/index.php?element=4&fractal=3&article=354 wow!
[12:22:56 AM] ßo?? agai? s: oh golly.
[12:23:31 AM] Derrick: it makes tearing your bf's bum not so painful after all ;)
[12:23:47 AM] ßo?? agai? s: lol
[12:24:06 AM] ßo?? agai? s: i show my love with anal sex. i cant help it.
[12:25:40 AM] Derrick: i heard that hurts alot too :P
[12:25:52 AM] ßo?? agai? s: he likes it.
[12:26:10 AM] Derrick: when stop means go?
[12:27:21 AM] ßo?? agai? s: yes.
[12:27:32 AM] ßo?? agai? s: and.. purple banana means stop
[12:28:05 AM] Derrick: what are purple banana?
[12:29:13 AM] ßo?? agai? s: its a safety word
[12:29:21 AM] Derrick: for?
[12:29:42 AM] Derrick: oh is it soemthing like "safety" when someone release gas?
[12:31:27 AM] ßo?? agai? s: umm.. how about we stop talking about this..

[12:31:22 AM] Derrick: have you considered becoming an optimist?
[12:32:40 AM] ßo?? agai? s: nope, but one time i considered becoming an optometrist
[12:32:55 AM] Derrick: i can help
[12:33:08 AM] ßo?? agai? s: help me become an optometrist?
[12:33:15 AM] Derrick: ya
[12:33:30 AM] ßo?? agai? s: and how exactly do you plan on doing that
[12:35:09 AM] Derrick: well like talking to me, instead of thinking "what the hell is this guy thinking", think "what else could this mean?", like "he doesn't know anything about me and hes just wanting to know"
[12:35:24 AM] ßo?? agai? s: ...i dont think you read what i said at all..
[12:35:29 AM] Derrick: for every negative reason think about a positive one so your emotions are balanced or on the positive side
[12:35:34 AM] Derrick: this is how
[12:35:46 AM] Derrick: changing the way you think when i ask ya stuff or talk to ya
[12:35:53 AM] Derrick: instead of the "....." and "ummmms" :P
[12:36:23 AM] ßo?? agai? s: i ... and umm because you confuse me and don't make sense.. not because i don't have a positive outlook on life..
[12:37:14 AM] Derrick: ok nvm :P
[12:38:09 AM] ßo?? agai? s: besides, i'm quite content with who i am and have no intention to change for anyone
[12:39:01 AM] Derrick: have you thought about not being so aggressive?
[12:39:15 AM] ßo?? agai? s: ...do you even read what i say before you reply?
[12:40:07 AM] Derrick: ya u have no intention of chaning it, but like how you thought about being optimistic one day in the past, did you think about not being so aggressive one day in the past?
[12:40:59 AM] ßo?? agai? s: no. i thought about being me.
[12:44:04 AM] ßo?? agai? s: and before that i thought about being stephanie seymour
[12:44:44 AM] Derrick: whos she?
[12:45:00 AM] ßo?? agai? s: axl rose's ex.
[12:45:14 AM] Derrick: whos axl rose? :P
[12:45:19 AM] ßo?? agai? s: :| oh god.
[12:45:55 AM] ßo?? agai? s: ill pray for you

[12:07:23 AM] -Richard-: sex is like a race
[12:07:50 AM] -Richard-: if u finish the race is totally upto you

[12:36:44 AM] -Richard-: does ur cunt have a smell?
[12:36:47 AM] fix me [forg: ....
[12:36:51 AM] fix me [forg: every cunt has a smell
[12:36:58 AM] -Richard-: what does ur smell like?
[12:37:08 AM] fix me [forg: like vagina
[12:37:37 AM] -Richard-: nice
[12:37:44 AM] -Richard-: i figured it'd smell like a honeybun
[12:37:53 AM] -Richard-: or vanilla pudding
[12:38:00 AM] -Richard-: or cherry pie
[12:38:28 AM] fix me [forg: uhhhhh
[12:39:55 AM] fix me [forg: you're kidding right?
[12:40:05 AM] -Richard-: lol yeah
[12:41:33 AM] fix me [forg: okay
[12:41:49 AM] fix me [forg: well I spent the night at my friend's house last night, Erin. She's got a sugar puss
[12:42:03 AM] -Richard-: so erin has a sugar puss?
[12:42:07 AM] fix me [forg: yes.
[12:42:07 AM] -Richard-: how is it sugary?
[12:42:14 AM] -Richard-: did u physically taste it?
[12:42:37 AM] -Richard-: do u think erin would mind
[12:42:45 AM] -Richard-: if people just come up to her and taste her magical sugar puss
[12:43:25 AM] fix me [forg: I think she would mind, we're pretty good friends.
[12:43:45 AM] -Richard-: well im good friends with u right
[12:43:54 AM] -Richard-: so i'd be good friends with her by association
[12:46:10 AM] fix me [forg: um i'm pretty sure that's not how it works at all
[12:50:38 AM] -Richard-: so uhh
[12:51:17 AM] -Richard-: u never explained to me the origins of erin's sugar puss
[12:51:47 AM] fix me [forg: she masterbates with candy.
[12:51:50 AM] fix me [forg: masturbates
[12:53:35 AM] -Richard-: lollll omg!!
[12:53:37 AM] -Richard-: seriously?
[12:53:39 AM] -Richard-: candy canes?
[12:57:11 AM] fix me [forg: candy sticks
[12:57:54 AM] -Richard-: did utry it?
[12:58:29 AM] fix me [forg: lol
[12:59:12 AM] -Richard-: looool
[12:59:14 AM] -Richard-: wow
[12:59:23 AM] -Richard-: was it good different or indifferent?
[12:59:36 AM] fix me [forg: it was prtty tastey
[01:00:36 AM] -Richard-: the candy or ur puss?
[01:00:53 AM] fix me [forg: her puss
[01:03:10 AM] -Richard-: lol so this goes without saying
[01:03:14 AM] -Richard-: but u two ate each other out
[01:04:33 AM] fix me [forg: haha
[01:04:50 AM] -Richard-: lool jeez
[01:04:59 AM] -Richard-: how many times did she get u off?
[01:06:09 AM] fix me [forg: i'm only kidding man.
[01:07:16 AM] -Richard-: awwww
[01:07:17 AM] -Richard-: well its late
[01:07:20 AM] -Richard-: i can dream

[12:49:06 AM] -Richard-[I': hey val
[12:49:29 AM] ßo?? agai? s: hey
[12:50:09 AM] -Richard-[I': how's life in good ol canada?
[12:50:23 AM] ßo?? agai? s: just peachy
[12:50:30 AM] ßo?? agai? s: and in good ol' usa?
[12:50:56 AM] -Richard-[I': yee-haw its mighty fine ye hear?
[12:51:07 AM] ßo?? agai? s: um.. yes..
[12:51:17 AM] -Richard-[I': alrighty
[12:51:43 AM] -Richard-[I': no watcha say we get this conversation warmed up and lets start talkin!
[12:52:26 AM] ßo?? agai? s: ummm.. why are you typing like that.

[12:58:01 AM] -Richard-[I': i was in her room
[12:58:02 AM] -Richard-[I': in her bed
[12:58:07 AM] -Richard-[I': the first day i met her parents
[12:58:10 AM] -Richard-[I': and i was touching her
[12:58:13 AM] -Richard-[I': when her parents came in
[12:58:17 AM] -Richard-[I': and im like uhh hey
[12:58:29 AM] -Richard-[I': so i stand up and greet myself, exchange handshakes
[12:58:37 AM] -Richard-[I': and they prolly caught a whiff of ... their daughter

[01:27:10 AM] -Richard-[I': did u know
[01:27:15 AM] -Richard-[I': that up until i was in kansas
[01:27:18 AM] -Richard-[I': i thought limes were lemons
[01:27:21 AM] ßo?? agai? s: lol
[01:27:23 AM] -Richard-[I': and lemons were limes
[01:27:26 AM] -Richard-[I': i really did
[01:27:32 AM] ßo?? agai? s: lol wow
[01:27:43 AM] -Richard-[I': i only believed krystal after i extensively looked it up online
[01:27:52 AM] -Richard-[I': turns out its my parents fault

[09:23:06 PM] -Richard-[I': val i have horrible news
[09:24:49 PM] ßo?? agai? s: what is it?
[09:25:09 PM] -Richard-[I': studies shows that 1/3 of studies are nonsense
[09:27:23 PM] -Richard-[I': amazing huh?
[09:27:36 PM] -Richard-[I': in related news 1500 sheep jumped off a cliff for no reason
[09:28:24 PM] ßo?? agai? s: um... great news richard..
[09:28:30 PM] -Richard-[I': indeed
[09:28:32 PM] -Richard-[I': its real news too!
[09:30:34 PM] -Richard-[I': lol i just love reading this news
[09:30:43 PM] -Richard-[I': it makes me forget about all the ppl suffering in the world
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