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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I bought porn for death_hurts (10 points). In October I put gum in cant_see_me615's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, rouge_a_monte (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I gave cruelbitch a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5020 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
xcrucifiyx