An Interview with Super Junior [2/2]
Title: An Interview with Super Junior [2/2]
Pairing: KyuChul; QMi (hinted); HanChul (friendship)
Fandom: Super Junior (+M)
Genre: Romance/Comedy(ish?)
Rating: R [Mild smut?]
Summary: It's during an interview in the U.S. for SM Town 2010... That's why Heechul thinks it wrong to get a boner.
Disclaimer: If I owned Super Junior, they would all be my sex slaves SEX SLAVES. <3 Teukie and I would also be married and we would have beautiful angelchildz. <33 ;D
(A/N): Omg. I haven't posted on Miracle in foreverrr~ School ruins my life. :( Anyways... hope you enjoy part two! :)
While the other members had gone out to drink in celebration after the SM Town 2010: Los Angeles concert had ended, Kyuhyun stayed behind - insisting that he’d had more important things to do than look after a wasted Sungmin and drunkenly crying Leeteuk.
Heechul also remained in his hotel room, yelling about his need for “beauty sleep”… or something.
At his declaration, Leeteuk eyed the younger suspiciously. It was unlike Heechul to go out and celebrate - Heechul was one hell of a partier. But, after Heechul shrugged it off multiple times, Leeteuk sighed and left him alone in his room. In the meantime, the rest of Super Junior and the management staff attempted to ask the front-desk attendees downstairs for the location of a nearby bar in broken English. Heechul kept up his façade and tried to make it seem as if he wasn’t really excited at the moment - sauntering sneakily into Kyuhyun’s room as soon the members disappeared from his sight.
Who knew revenge could be so much fun?
Ah… That’s right.
Heechul did.
- - - - -
Kyuhyun was lounged across the King-sized bed in his hotel room, mindlessly absorbed in his laptop.
What was he doing on his laptop?
Well, he wasn’t watching porn - that was more of Eunhyuk’s thing.
So…that left one other option.
Yup, you guessed it.
Starcraft.
While the maknae was focused on slaughtering the enemy Protoss he was fighting against, the door to his room opened ever-so-slightly. But, of course, the gamer didn’t realize it.
Honestly, he wouldn’t realize if a piano fell on him at the moment.
It was Starcraft time.
Heechul took this fact greatly to his advantage.
Relieved at the fact that the younger had headphones in his ears and seemed engrossed in his computer game, Heechul smirked as he slunk past the door and shut it extremely quietly; attempting not to make any noise. Smirking his I'm-so-evil-smirk, Heechul used his stealthy ninja skills to sneak around the room. He stopped just before reaching Kyuhyun’s bed - laughing in his head at his ensured victory.
This is what you get for making a fool out of me, maknae.
Now it’s time to show you who the boss is… kekeke~
What Heechul didn’t expect was that Kyuhyun actually had very good peripheral vision when he was gaming. Although he was currently whipping some other kid’s ass online, he still saw Heechul sneaking in his room - with a stupid grin on his face - and attempting to catch him off-guard.
Really? Does he think I’m stupid?
…Should I enlighten him and pretend I haven’t noticed?
Maybe...But, this kind of sucks…I won’t get to finish my game….
OH FUCK. THAT MEANS I’M GOING TO LOSE.
I’VE NEVER LOST BEFORE.
I'M PERFECT.
I'M MOTHERFUCKING CHO KYUYHUN.
…
Although it was to Heechul’s advantage to try and take Kyuhyun off-guard, it was also his disadvantage.
An angry maknae was an evil-er maknae.
Kyuhyun sighed and - despondently - closed the window before placing his laptop on his desk. He could ask the kid for a re-match later if necessary.
Starcraft time was officially over.
Now, it was revenge-on-Heechul’s-attempted-revenge time.
Heechul froze right were he was.
Kyuhyun was turning away from his laptop - it must be the end of the world.
…Shit.
Heechul realized, too late, that the only plausible explanation for Kyuhyun not finishing his game was the fact that he had noticed Heechul.
The younger took Heechul off-guard by swiftly turning around and grabbing the other’s wrist - dragging his body down onto the bed. Heechul started thrashing around on the covers before Kyuhyun held his wrists together with one hand tightly above his head. The elder’s eyes widened at the realization.
He was pinned to the bed with a frustrated Kyuhyun towering over his body.
Fuck.
Kyuhyun grinned - that evil, devilish, sexy lop-sided grin - as he leaned towards Heechul. His lips pressed to the shell of his hyung’s ear as he whispered softly to the male.
“Hyung…I’ve been thinking…Why don’t we continue where we left off yesterday? Hmm?~”
Heechul gulped the giant knot in his throat as his lower abdomen started to twinge with excitement.
Kyuhyun’s deep, sexy voice so close to his ear…
The way the younger’s tongue was licking down his jaw line…
The hardened bulge he felt pressed against his hip…
Oh fuck it.
Heechul gave up struggling with his desire to top Kyuhyun and wrapped his arms around Kyuhyun’s neck - smashing their mouths together for a rough and sloppy kiss.
The elder felt a thrill of power and accomplishment when he heard the maknae moan into his mouth.
…Until he realized that that was just his own moaning - at which, a large part of his domineering nature and self-esteem died.
The corner of Kyuhyun's lips curved into his trademark smirk as he pushed his calloused tongue through his lips and parted Heechul's. The latter's heart pounded in his chest as he felt the wet muscle searching his mouth before wrapping tightly around his own. The two moved their tongues and lips in perfect synchronization and Kyuhyun was pretty sure that Heechul was a moaning mess by the time he'd pulled away. The elder's lips were bright red and swollen - drenched in saliva from the previous exchange. It was at this moment that Kyuhyun only had one thing running through his almost-incoherent mind:
Fuck.
Kyuhyun pushed his thoughts - of Heechul's pretty little mouth stretched around his cock as his head bobbed back and forth in his lap - quickly out of his mind; trying not to come too soon.
He wanted this to serve as a valuable lesson as to why no one should mess with Cho Kyuhyun.
The younger pressed his lips to the elder's ear and puffed out a hot breath which sent chills down Heechul's spine.
"You like this, don't you? You little slut…"
"I bet you can't wait until I'm inside of you..."
"I'll have you writhing on the bed sheets, moaning my name…"
"I'll pound your body so hard you won't be able to walk for weeks…"
"I'll have my giant cock up your tight, little ass and I'll have you beg for me to move…"
Heechul moaned at each phrase that Kyuhyun whispered into his ear and thrust his hips upwards in a futile attempt to relieve himself.
However, the thing that bothered him wasn't the fact that Kyuhyun was restraining his hips from moving - that he could deal with.
It was the fact that they were both still fully clothed - that's what irked him.
Heechul whimpered into Kyuhyun's ear and whispered in a quiet voice; as if the entire world would hear him if he spoke aloud.
Kyuhyun chuckled softly and pulled back slightly as he turned his head - now facing Heechul directly and staring into his lust-hazed eyes with his own defiant ones.
"I'm sorry, hyung. I couldn't hear what you just said. Could you repeat that?"
Heechul's eyes seethe with rage as he hissed towards the man on top of him.
As if being turned on by a man five years younger isn't bad enough already…Now he has to tease me too? DAMN IT.
The elder took a deep breath and started back into Kyuhyun's eyes with an annoyed look before speaking slightly louder this time.
"I said… I want you to fuck me, dumbass."
Kyuhyun smiled and pulled back a little more, leaning on the palms of his hands which were pressed to either side of Heechul's head.
"I'm sorry," he said with a cocky grin. "I wasn't paying attention. Could you repeat that one more time, please?"
This was the last straw.
He was KIM FUCKING HEECHUL.
He didn't take this shit from ANYONE.
Why did he put up with this snarky bastard in the first place?
Oh yeah…. Because he was horny…
BUT STILL.
Heechul spoke louder this time - nearly screaming with all of the built-up rage seeping through his venomous tone.
"GODDAMNIT, YOU ASSHOLE.
I, KIM HEECHUL, WANT YOU, CHO KYUHYUN, TO FUCK ME INTO OBLIVION WITH YOUR BIG COCK POUNDING RUTHLESSLY INTO MY TIGHT, LITTLE HOLE."
Heechul was exasperated from all of the yelling and sunk back into the bed - his chest heaving up and down as he drew in deep, well-needed breaths. His body was shaking with want as his eyes widened in shock.
Kyuhyun was smiling widely as he pulled away from Heechul and started to burst out into laughter. Tears formed at the corner of his eyes as he stumbled backwards off of his bed and onto the floor - where he was still laughing.
Heechul was confused.
1 - Why was Kyuhyun laughing?
2 - Since when did Kyuhyun even have the ability to laugh?
3 - WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON?
All questions were answered - with the exception of #2 (which no one knows the answer to even today) - when Heechul pulled his eyes off of Kyuhyun's figure rolling on the floor and looked straight ahead to meet two pairs of eyes staring straight back at him.
Oh Shit.
Fuck my life.
Hankyung simply stared through the webcam at Heechul's pitch-red and embarrassed face when the elder finally realized the situation he was in. Zhou Mi was still slack-jawed in shock as Hankyung started bursting into laughter at the scene.
"Holy shit, Kyuhyun! That was hilarious! I never actually thought you'd be able to pull it off! Ahhh… I'm really starting to miss you all… But I guess I owe you some money now…"
There was a large sigh heard through the computer as the image of Hankyung fished a $20 bill out of his pants pocket.
"I'll give it to Mi so that he can give it to you later in person. Well, I have to go now for some schedules. Take care, Kyuhyun! … And I'll see you later, 'Whore-Chul'~"
Hankyung blew a kiss through the screen as the window cut to black when he signed off - the sound of laughter halting abruptly.
Heechul promptly ran out through the door - too embarrassed to realize he was still in his birthday suit - and dashed back to his own hotel room before any passersby could notice him.
Kyuhyun chuckled softly to himself before stopping - hearing his cell phone alert of "Super Girl" going off to warn him of an incoming text message. He opened the message and smirked to himself as he read it in his mind.
"OhmygodKuiXianyou'resohotandsexyandIwantyourightnowpleaseI'lltalktoyoulaterbyeyousexyman,you."
- 周覓 ~<3
This day couldn't be any more awesome.
He just won twenty dollars, crushed Heechul in front of his best friend, and would soon have a night filled with hardcore sex with the handsome and long-legged piece of foreign-flavored candy he's always had a thing for.
Fuck yes.
Pairing: KyuChul; QMi (hinted); HanChul (friendship)
Fandom: Super Junior (+M)
Genre: Romance/Comedy(ish?)
Rating: R [Mild smut?]
Summary: It's during an interview in the U.S. for SM Town 2010... That's why Heechul thinks it wrong to get a boner.
Disclaimer: If I owned Super Junior, they would all be my sex slaves SEX SLAVES. <3 Teukie and I would also be married and we would have beautiful angelchildz. <33 ;D
(A/N): Omg. I haven't posted on Miracle in foreverrr~ School ruins my life. :( Anyways... hope you enjoy part two! :)
While the other members had gone out to drink in celebration after the SM Town 2010: Los Angeles concert had ended, Kyuhyun stayed behind - insisting that he’d had more important things to do than look after a wasted Sungmin and drunkenly crying Leeteuk.
Heechul also remained in his hotel room, yelling about his need for “beauty sleep”… or something.
At his declaration, Leeteuk eyed the younger suspiciously. It was unlike Heechul to go out and celebrate - Heechul was one hell of a partier. But, after Heechul shrugged it off multiple times, Leeteuk sighed and left him alone in his room. In the meantime, the rest of Super Junior and the management staff attempted to ask the front-desk attendees downstairs for the location of a nearby bar in broken English. Heechul kept up his façade and tried to make it seem as if he wasn’t really excited at the moment - sauntering sneakily into Kyuhyun’s room as soon the members disappeared from his sight.
Who knew revenge could be so much fun?
Ah… That’s right.
Heechul did.
- - - - -
Kyuhyun was lounged across the King-sized bed in his hotel room, mindlessly absorbed in his laptop.
What was he doing on his laptop?
Well, he wasn’t watching porn - that was more of Eunhyuk’s thing.
So…that left one other option.
Yup, you guessed it.
Starcraft.
While the maknae was focused on slaughtering the enemy Protoss he was fighting against, the door to his room opened ever-so-slightly. But, of course, the gamer didn’t realize it.
Honestly, he wouldn’t realize if a piano fell on him at the moment.
It was Starcraft time.
Heechul took this fact greatly to his advantage.
Relieved at the fact that the younger had headphones in his ears and seemed engrossed in his computer game, Heechul smirked as he slunk past the door and shut it extremely quietly; attempting not to make any noise. Smirking his I'm-so-evil-smirk, Heechul used his stealthy ninja skills to sneak around the room. He stopped just before reaching Kyuhyun’s bed - laughing in his head at his ensured victory.
This is what you get for making a fool out of me, maknae.
Now it’s time to show you who the boss is… kekeke~
What Heechul didn’t expect was that Kyuhyun actually had very good peripheral vision when he was gaming. Although he was currently whipping some other kid’s ass online, he still saw Heechul sneaking in his room - with a stupid grin on his face - and attempting to catch him off-guard.
Really? Does he think I’m stupid?
…Should I enlighten him and pretend I haven’t noticed?
Maybe...But, this kind of sucks…I won’t get to finish my game….
OH FUCK. THAT MEANS I’M GOING TO LOSE.
I’VE NEVER LOST BEFORE.
I'M PERFECT.
I'M MOTHERFUCKING CHO KYUYHUN.
…
Although it was to Heechul’s advantage to try and take Kyuhyun off-guard, it was also his disadvantage.
An angry maknae was an evil-er maknae.
Kyuhyun sighed and - despondently - closed the window before placing his laptop on his desk. He could ask the kid for a re-match later if necessary.
Starcraft time was officially over.
Now, it was revenge-on-Heechul’s-attempted-revenge time.
Heechul froze right were he was.
Kyuhyun was turning away from his laptop - it must be the end of the world.
…Shit.
Heechul realized, too late, that the only plausible explanation for Kyuhyun not finishing his game was the fact that he had noticed Heechul.
The younger took Heechul off-guard by swiftly turning around and grabbing the other’s wrist - dragging his body down onto the bed. Heechul started thrashing around on the covers before Kyuhyun held his wrists together with one hand tightly above his head. The elder’s eyes widened at the realization.
He was pinned to the bed with a frustrated Kyuhyun towering over his body.
Fuck.
Kyuhyun grinned - that evil, devilish, sexy lop-sided grin - as he leaned towards Heechul. His lips pressed to the shell of his hyung’s ear as he whispered softly to the male.
“Hyung…I’ve been thinking…Why don’t we continue where we left off yesterday? Hmm?~”
Heechul gulped the giant knot in his throat as his lower abdomen started to twinge with excitement.
Kyuhyun’s deep, sexy voice so close to his ear…
The way the younger’s tongue was licking down his jaw line…
The hardened bulge he felt pressed against his hip…
Oh fuck it.
Heechul gave up struggling with his desire to top Kyuhyun and wrapped his arms around Kyuhyun’s neck - smashing their mouths together for a rough and sloppy kiss.
The elder felt a thrill of power and accomplishment when he heard the maknae moan into his mouth.
…Until he realized that that was just his own moaning - at which, a large part of his domineering nature and self-esteem died.
The corner of Kyuhyun's lips curved into his trademark smirk as he pushed his calloused tongue through his lips and parted Heechul's. The latter's heart pounded in his chest as he felt the wet muscle searching his mouth before wrapping tightly around his own. The two moved their tongues and lips in perfect synchronization and Kyuhyun was pretty sure that Heechul was a moaning mess by the time he'd pulled away. The elder's lips were bright red and swollen - drenched in saliva from the previous exchange. It was at this moment that Kyuhyun only had one thing running through his almost-incoherent mind:
Fuck.
Kyuhyun pushed his thoughts - of Heechul's pretty little mouth stretched around his cock as his head bobbed back and forth in his lap - quickly out of his mind; trying not to come too soon.
He wanted this to serve as a valuable lesson as to why no one should mess with Cho Kyuhyun.
The younger pressed his lips to the elder's ear and puffed out a hot breath which sent chills down Heechul's spine.
"You like this, don't you? You little slut…"
"I bet you can't wait until I'm inside of you..."
"I'll have you writhing on the bed sheets, moaning my name…"
"I'll pound your body so hard you won't be able to walk for weeks…"
"I'll have my giant cock up your tight, little ass and I'll have you beg for me to move…"
Heechul moaned at each phrase that Kyuhyun whispered into his ear and thrust his hips upwards in a futile attempt to relieve himself.
However, the thing that bothered him wasn't the fact that Kyuhyun was restraining his hips from moving - that he could deal with.
It was the fact that they were both still fully clothed - that's what irked him.
Heechul whimpered into Kyuhyun's ear and whispered in a quiet voice; as if the entire world would hear him if he spoke aloud.
Kyuhyun chuckled softly and pulled back slightly as he turned his head - now facing Heechul directly and staring into his lust-hazed eyes with his own defiant ones.
"I'm sorry, hyung. I couldn't hear what you just said. Could you repeat that?"
Heechul's eyes seethe with rage as he hissed towards the man on top of him.
As if being turned on by a man five years younger isn't bad enough already…Now he has to tease me too? DAMN IT.
The elder took a deep breath and started back into Kyuhyun's eyes with an annoyed look before speaking slightly louder this time.
"I said… I want you to fuck me, dumbass."
Kyuhyun smiled and pulled back a little more, leaning on the palms of his hands which were pressed to either side of Heechul's head.
"I'm sorry," he said with a cocky grin. "I wasn't paying attention. Could you repeat that one more time, please?"
This was the last straw.
He was KIM FUCKING HEECHUL.
He didn't take this shit from ANYONE.
Why did he put up with this snarky bastard in the first place?
Oh yeah…. Because he was horny…
BUT STILL.
Heechul spoke louder this time - nearly screaming with all of the built-up rage seeping through his venomous tone.
"GODDAMNIT, YOU ASSHOLE.
I, KIM HEECHUL, WANT YOU, CHO KYUHYUN, TO FUCK ME INTO OBLIVION WITH YOUR BIG COCK POUNDING RUTHLESSLY INTO MY TIGHT, LITTLE HOLE."
Heechul was exasperated from all of the yelling and sunk back into the bed - his chest heaving up and down as he drew in deep, well-needed breaths. His body was shaking with want as his eyes widened in shock.
Kyuhyun was smiling widely as he pulled away from Heechul and started to burst out into laughter. Tears formed at the corner of his eyes as he stumbled backwards off of his bed and onto the floor - where he was still laughing.
Heechul was confused.
1 - Why was Kyuhyun laughing?
2 - Since when did Kyuhyun even have the ability to laugh?
3 - WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON?
All questions were answered - with the exception of #2 (which no one knows the answer to even today) - when Heechul pulled his eyes off of Kyuhyun's figure rolling on the floor and looked straight ahead to meet two pairs of eyes staring straight back at him.
Oh Shit.
Fuck my life.
Hankyung simply stared through the webcam at Heechul's pitch-red and embarrassed face when the elder finally realized the situation he was in. Zhou Mi was still slack-jawed in shock as Hankyung started bursting into laughter at the scene.
"Holy shit, Kyuhyun! That was hilarious! I never actually thought you'd be able to pull it off! Ahhh… I'm really starting to miss you all… But I guess I owe you some money now…"
There was a large sigh heard through the computer as the image of Hankyung fished a $20 bill out of his pants pocket.
"I'll give it to Mi so that he can give it to you later in person. Well, I have to go now for some schedules. Take care, Kyuhyun! … And I'll see you later, 'Whore-Chul'~"
Hankyung blew a kiss through the screen as the window cut to black when he signed off - the sound of laughter halting abruptly.
Heechul promptly ran out through the door - too embarrassed to realize he was still in his birthday suit - and dashed back to his own hotel room before any passersby could notice him.
Kyuhyun chuckled softly to himself before stopping - hearing his cell phone alert of "Super Girl" going off to warn him of an incoming text message. He opened the message and smirked to himself as he read it in his mind.
"OhmygodKuiXianyou'resohotandsexyandIwantyourightnowpleaseI'lltalktoyoulaterbyeyousexyman,you."
- 周覓 ~<3
This day couldn't be any more awesome.
He just won twenty dollars, crushed Heechul in front of his best friend, and would soon have a night filled with hardcore sex with the handsome and long-legged piece of foreign-flavored candy he's always had a thing for.
Fuck yes.