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So once upon a time there was this piece of meat.
Who had a boyfriend. They were happy together. But one day the other piece of meat got fried and the other piece of meat had to throw it away.
So all alone this piece of meat is walking down the street, all alone. Then comes along Jessica.
She picks up the lovely piece of meat and HURLS it into the lions den. All the lions attack this piece of meat..oh no!
