[ poison darts of pleasure ]
MY LIFE IN HEADLINES!
and very short, unbolded blurbs
LONG TERM PHARMACY APPRENTICE GETS RAISE, RETIRES
After two years at NHRMC, Anna Croom demands more money and then leaves for "bigger and better" things.
LOCAL BOY MADE VERY HAPPY BY BREASTS
"These make me happy." says local boy while squeezing a pair of breasts at downtown Wilmington's The Soapbox.
A GIFT FROM CHINA[town]
Scotty Whitesides gives Anna Croom a blingtastic watch while visiting CHINA(town).
HUGGING IN THE WORKPLACE BE PROMOTING DISEASE?
Maybe it's just sex.
LIFE AFTER CHARLIE
Resident squirrels were furious over the disruptance caused by hurricane.
GOLDFISH SHORTAGE
Goldfish levels reach all time lows in the Croom Abode. The cause is undetermined.
GOODBYE PARTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE TECH
Cake. Free Cake. Get your FREE cake. Love always, Dayshift. (Oh yeah and here's a card and $100)
STUDENT SERVICE PROJECT SCHEDULED FOR THE DAY AFTER MOVE-IN DAY
Freshmen at USP will be ass-raped with a flaming trident if they are not in attendance. WTF
LOCAL AREA CHILDREN TO RETURN TO SCHOOL, STREETS VACANT
"Well, I guess I can sleep in later now," stated Anna Croom in reference to her lack of matriculated friends.
And I swear I look like a fucking man.
Look at that bling-a$$ watch. And the $tack of ca$h. Graduating is the best thing that ever happened to me.
and very short, unbolded blurbs
LONG TERM PHARMACY APPRENTICE GETS RAISE, RETIRES
After two years at NHRMC, Anna Croom demands more money and then leaves for "bigger and better" things.
LOCAL BOY MADE VERY HAPPY BY BREASTS
"These make me happy." says local boy while squeezing a pair of breasts at downtown Wilmington's The Soapbox.
A GIFT FROM CHINA[town]
Scotty Whitesides gives Anna Croom a blingtastic watch while visiting CHINA(town).
HUGGING IN THE WORKPLACE BE PROMOTING DISEASE?
Maybe it's just sex.
LIFE AFTER CHARLIE
Resident squirrels were furious over the disruptance caused by hurricane.
GOLDFISH SHORTAGE
Goldfish levels reach all time lows in the Croom Abode. The cause is undetermined.
GOODBYE PARTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE TECH
Cake. Free Cake. Get your FREE cake. Love always, Dayshift. (Oh yeah and here's a card and $100)
STUDENT SERVICE PROJECT SCHEDULED FOR THE DAY AFTER MOVE-IN DAY
Freshmen at USP will be ass-raped with a flaming trident if they are not in attendance. WTF
LOCAL AREA CHILDREN TO RETURN TO SCHOOL, STREETS VACANT
"Well, I guess I can sleep in later now," stated Anna Croom in reference to her lack of matriculated friends.
And I swear I look like a fucking man.
Look at that bling-a$$ watch. And the $tack of ca$h. Graduating is the best thing that ever happened to me.