[ God gives shout out to his niggaz ]
I've never been more scared that a girl would rape me until tonight. I met Lauren's friend Holly tonight. She insisted that I was the most beautiful girl in the world and that Eli was the most beautiful boy in the world and that we were meant for eachother. Hahah....I do suppose she was a bit drunk but I trusted her drunken honesty and I think she's a very sweet girl.
What I find hilarious is that everyone in Wilmington [and certain other cities] has read the very journal I am writing in. It's infamous. Random people in my classes at school would casually bring up that they've read this journal. While playing pool yesterday, a kid mentioned that he had read a bit. It happens a few times a week. 'Oh....you're the girl with the journal!! I've read it!' It makes me feel good. :] Quite frankly, I should start charging you people for reading this...or at least do some advertisement.
Eli kicked my ass worse than my ass has ever been kicked in pool tonight. Joel was kind enough to give us a few free games. We both have zero dollars. I keep stealing from my college savings. So far I've robbed two-hundred dollars from myself. WTF? Whiskey tango foxtrot. I'm broke because I only got paid for twenty hours and I insist upon buying new and exciting things from urbanoutfitters once a week. Eli is broke because he took me out on a date last weekend and spent $200 in one night. [ how amazing that boy is ]
This man at the Soapbox was telling me he was jealous of how many myspace friends I have. bwahaha. "I am sooo intimidated by her!" So i've decided to do a bit of spring cleaning on the ol myspace.com. I do seriously believe tonight was "Let's flatter Anna and make her feel like she rules a lot more than she really does."
I did get into the show for free...and when Eli and I left, Holly threatened to KICK HIS ASS if something happened and we wrecked on the way home and my face got ruined. "Eli I'm going to kick your fucking ass if something happens to her face! She has the prettiest nose!" Hhahahhaha. you guys probably dont think this is funny at all.
Well...how about this. Today, upon bordem, I was thumbing through my Dictionary of Classical, Biblical, and Literary Allusions and I came across....Eli, Eli lamma Sabacthani Which literally, in arabic, means "My God, My god why have you forsaken me?" [Matthew 27:46] And it was one of Jesus's seven last 'words'. So Eli means My God....which rules. When he gets a cellphone, I'm gonna program his number in under the name 'God' so I can be like "Hold on, God is calling me." or "God called and left a message telling me to get my ass down to the soapbox for a nat sherman and some pool." or "You have one new voice message from God." or maybe even "Dude...God is making my phone vibrate in my crotch.....ahhhh he'll have to leave a message."
I'm super super super tired. Eli borrowed my cellphone so that he could pick up Lauren, Holly, and Drew from downtown so that nothing bad would happen to them. I'm having separation anxiety. Not from Eli, but from my phone. its so pretty
I also have recently, as in during the course of this entry, discovered that I am covered in some kid of bug bite. I need some kalomine lotion STAT.
OOOOO and word around the block is that I'm EASY...just thought I'd let you know. [I'm neglecting to remember my performance at the Underwear party...I think I even made out with a gay guy....I'm so easy!!]
Work tomorrow!! Maybe I'll get a raise!! If not then stealing condoms and prenatal vitamins begins Tuesday.
And Also...Congrats to Harrison [knifetoagunfight] for not eating meat anymore! I'm proud of you.
What I find hilarious is that everyone in Wilmington [and certain other cities] has read the very journal I am writing in. It's infamous. Random people in my classes at school would casually bring up that they've read this journal. While playing pool yesterday, a kid mentioned that he had read a bit. It happens a few times a week. 'Oh....you're the girl with the journal!! I've read it!' It makes me feel good. :] Quite frankly, I should start charging you people for reading this...or at least do some advertisement.
Eli kicked my ass worse than my ass has ever been kicked in pool tonight. Joel was kind enough to give us a few free games. We both have zero dollars. I keep stealing from my college savings. So far I've robbed two-hundred dollars from myself. WTF? Whiskey tango foxtrot. I'm broke because I only got paid for twenty hours and I insist upon buying new and exciting things from urbanoutfitters once a week. Eli is broke because he took me out on a date last weekend and spent $200 in one night. [ how amazing that boy is ]
This man at the Soapbox was telling me he was jealous of how many myspace friends I have. bwahaha. "I am sooo intimidated by her!" So i've decided to do a bit of spring cleaning on the ol myspace.com. I do seriously believe tonight was "Let's flatter Anna and make her feel like she rules a lot more than she really does."
I did get into the show for free...and when Eli and I left, Holly threatened to KICK HIS ASS if something happened and we wrecked on the way home and my face got ruined. "Eli I'm going to kick your fucking ass if something happens to her face! She has the prettiest nose!" Hhahahhaha. you guys probably dont think this is funny at all.
Well...how about this. Today, upon bordem, I was thumbing through my Dictionary of Classical, Biblical, and Literary Allusions and I came across....Eli, Eli lamma Sabacthani Which literally, in arabic, means "My God, My god why have you forsaken me?" [Matthew 27:46] And it was one of Jesus's seven last 'words'. So Eli means My God....which rules. When he gets a cellphone, I'm gonna program his number in under the name 'God' so I can be like "Hold on, God is calling me." or "God called and left a message telling me to get my ass down to the soapbox for a nat sherman and some pool." or "You have one new voice message from God." or maybe even "Dude...God is making my phone vibrate in my crotch.....ahhhh he'll have to leave a message."
I'm super super super tired. Eli borrowed my cellphone so that he could pick up Lauren, Holly, and Drew from downtown so that nothing bad would happen to them. I'm having separation anxiety. Not from Eli, but from my phone. its so pretty
I also have recently, as in during the course of this entry, discovered that I am covered in some kid of bug bite. I need some kalomine lotion STAT.
OOOOO and word around the block is that I'm EASY...just thought I'd let you know. [I'm neglecting to remember my performance at the Underwear party...I think I even made out with a gay guy....I'm so easy!!]
Work tomorrow!! Maybe I'll get a raise!! If not then stealing condoms and prenatal vitamins begins Tuesday.
And Also...Congrats to Harrison [knifetoagunfight] for not eating meat anymore! I'm proud of you.