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I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!
It was most similar to a ticking time bomb. As long as I have been taking 16th street to work, I knew that the incident I am about to illustrate was inevitable.
Let's establish a few fundamentals.
The first rule of the road is to keep to the right. In ALL situations, you keep to the right.
Secondly, there are few things that bother me more than people changing lanes in the middle of the intersection.
Below is a diagram of an intersection namely Castle and 16. Castle and 16 is a unique intersection because it changes from two lanes to three lanes.
Vividly displayed in white paint across the intersection is a bold, nondotted line that the driver in the right lane is not supposed to cross. I've seen it happen all too often that the people in the right lane assume that they have the right of way to change into the new center lane without signaling.
The pathway of my car is indicated by the green dots. The pathway of some irrespossible driver is indicated by the red dots. It is clear from the diagram that the red dotted car breeches my right-of-way and hits my car because hes a stupid inconsiderate prique.
It was safe to say that I was mad. We stopped at a stoplight and I asked him if there was something wrong with my car. I informed him that my side view mirror had taken a chunk out of his side paneling and I also informed him that he was violating my right-of-way and therefore would becollecting no money from me. He got mad and "stormed off" but not before this momentous exchange.
I called a 74 year old, man whose vehicle had just been raped in the side by my imperical side view mirror, I called him a "cock sucker."
Elegant huh? WTF?
I'm not sure about the last time you told some ancient dude that he was a cocksucker...but I feel pretty awful. I generally respond to most cases out of love. And now I feel awful! :[ I'm sorry old Chap! You'll get your vengance!
*sigh*
Brief Update
1. Uterus v. Anna [and I think I won]
2. Haircut tomorrow
3. 24 supreme court cases to define tonight
4. tomorrow's PAY DAY
5. Daddy's gone for the weekend
6. Friday
It was most similar to a ticking time bomb. As long as I have been taking 16th street to work, I knew that the incident I am about to illustrate was inevitable.
Let's establish a few fundamentals.
The first rule of the road is to keep to the right. In ALL situations, you keep to the right.
Secondly, there are few things that bother me more than people changing lanes in the middle of the intersection.
Below is a diagram of an intersection namely Castle and 16. Castle and 16 is a unique intersection because it changes from two lanes to three lanes.
Vividly displayed in white paint across the intersection is a bold, nondotted line that the driver in the right lane is not supposed to cross. I've seen it happen all too often that the people in the right lane assume that they have the right of way to change into the new center lane without signaling.
The pathway of my car is indicated by the green dots. The pathway of some irrespossible driver is indicated by the red dots. It is clear from the diagram that the red dotted car breeches my right-of-way and hits my car because hes a stupid inconsiderate prique.
It was safe to say that I was mad. We stopped at a stoplight and I asked him if there was something wrong with my car. I informed him that my side view mirror had taken a chunk out of his side paneling and I also informed him that he was violating my right-of-way and therefore would becollecting no money from me. He got mad and "stormed off" but not before this momentous exchange.
I called a 74 year old, man whose vehicle had just been raped in the side by my imperical side view mirror, I called him a "cock sucker."
Elegant huh? WTF?
I'm not sure about the last time you told some ancient dude that he was a cocksucker...but I feel pretty awful. I generally respond to most cases out of love. And now I feel awful! :[ I'm sorry old Chap! You'll get your vengance!
*sigh*
Brief Update
1. Uterus v. Anna [and I think I won]
2. Haircut tomorrow
3. 24 supreme court cases to define tonight
4. tomorrow's PAY DAY
5. Daddy's gone for the weekend
6. Friday