[ the club was closed ]
Things are looking up [as they have been]. I just spoke with Ben from Day of Contempt and while they didn't get one year visas to move here from Adelaide Australia, they ARE coming here for three months and are playing a tour with BTBAM and Stretch in Charlotte on May 13. So I get to see him again after close to a year!!
Mom fixed me a salad and it was most refreshing.
Almost as refreshing as driving in 80 degree heat with the windows down singing with Schyler to the Postal Service. If BOTH of our Postal Service cds didnt skip we would be in good shape but instead we have to jam to the "dance remix." Here's a preview, "I am thinking, thinking, itsa itsa itsa itsa sign that the frec-freck-freckles in our eyes-our eyes- our eyes our eyes are mir-mir-mir-mir-or images, when we kiss there perfect-perfect-perfectly aligned."
Adam Tanbooz [He Is Adam] sat with Schyler and me in church today. He usually plays guitar for the band but didnt today [obviously] and the band was playing the first song, and he leans towards me and says "I forgot that everyone talked and no one paid attention to this part of the service" hahaha touche
Yesterday I spent money like it was my job. No better yet, I spent money like God had ORDAINED me to be the most ballinest playa.
Purchases include:
- Purse
- Shoes*
- Dress
- Skirt
- Superfluously lacey intimates that make me feel pretty*
- Friday's dinner*
- Admission to KILL BILL v2
- A Push Pop*
* asterisk denotes items my parents "purchased" by my parents.......and they don't know it yet
We had to go to the 10 Kill Bill. But wasn't it worth it? That movie was beautifully flawless. We ran into Pretty and Stinker. And I offered Stinker some chewey spree and he did not know proper chewey spree etiquette. Apparently most people don't know proper Chewey Spree etiquette. Such etiquette is subsequent only to chewing gum etiquette.
And Now, for your social welfare....
A Discourse on Proper Chewey Spree Etiquette
First and most importantly, such behaviors apply to the Chewey Spree's master as well as to those whom said Spree's are offered. If the master offers a friend a share of Spree, the friend is at liberty to chose to accept or to deny. Upon denial, a "No, Thank you" will suffice. Upon acceptance, a "thank you" is required and if subject is particular they migh request a colour. Such requests should be honoured if the next Spree is said colour. However, if it is not, the owner must pass his spree roll to the reciever and allow the reciever to eat sprees until his colour arises. Such generosity is duly noted in all faiths including Christianity, Buddism, Judaism, and even Catholicism. The person who eats the sprees offered to him is required thusly to remove any extra wrapping removed during his conquest for the perfect colour spree. Failure to do so results in bad karma and a loss of longevity in the bedroom. That's all I got.
Mom fixed me a salad and it was most refreshing.
Almost as refreshing as driving in 80 degree heat with the windows down singing with Schyler to the Postal Service. If BOTH of our Postal Service cds didnt skip we would be in good shape but instead we have to jam to the "dance remix." Here's a preview, "I am thinking, thinking, itsa itsa itsa itsa sign that the frec-freck-freckles in our eyes-our eyes- our eyes our eyes are mir-mir-mir-mir-or images, when we kiss there perfect-perfect-perfectly aligned."
Adam Tanbooz [He Is Adam] sat with Schyler and me in church today. He usually plays guitar for the band but didnt today [obviously] and the band was playing the first song, and he leans towards me and says "I forgot that everyone talked and no one paid attention to this part of the service" hahaha touche
Yesterday I spent money like it was my job. No better yet, I spent money like God had ORDAINED me to be the most ballinest playa.
Purchases include:
- Purse
- Shoes*
- Dress
- Skirt
- Superfluously lacey intimates that make me feel pretty*
- Friday's dinner*
- Admission to KILL BILL v2
- A Push Pop*
* asterisk denotes items my parents "purchased" by my parents.......and they don't know it yet
We had to go to the 10 Kill Bill. But wasn't it worth it? That movie was beautifully flawless. We ran into Pretty and Stinker. And I offered Stinker some chewey spree and he did not know proper chewey spree etiquette. Apparently most people don't know proper Chewey Spree etiquette. Such etiquette is subsequent only to chewing gum etiquette.
And Now, for your social welfare....
A Discourse on Proper Chewey Spree Etiquette
First and most importantly, such behaviors apply to the Chewey Spree's master as well as to those whom said Spree's are offered. If the master offers a friend a share of Spree, the friend is at liberty to chose to accept or to deny. Upon denial, a "No, Thank you" will suffice. Upon acceptance, a "thank you" is required and if subject is particular they migh request a colour. Such requests should be honoured if the next Spree is said colour. However, if it is not, the owner must pass his spree roll to the reciever and allow the reciever to eat sprees until his colour arises. Such generosity is duly noted in all faiths including Christianity, Buddism, Judaism, and even Catholicism. The person who eats the sprees offered to him is required thusly to remove any extra wrapping removed during his conquest for the perfect colour spree. Failure to do so results in bad karma and a loss of longevity in the bedroom. That's all I got.