On the twelfth day of Christmas,
xcited4apathy sent to me...
Twelve titans drumming
Eleven sirius piping
Ten blondes a-reading
Nine animals acting
Eight vampires a-laughing
Seven arias a-singing
Six icons a-flirting
Five chri-i-i-istmas carols
Four spongebob squarepants
Three dirty jokes
Two rebel angels
...and a rent in a psychology.